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A recommendation by tet0nchic

tet0nchic's recommendation

If you don't already read The Onion, you should. If you don't already know about their store, check it out. If you want to share some joy, get a friend the USB Toaster.

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dwilliams on Jan 29, 2009

I need a USB toaster so I can have toast at work! Wait, won't that set off the sprinkler system?

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Simple. Well designed....and will create many hilariously awkward moments.

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lahutter's recommendation

Not a real product - but it's a real box! Fool your man into thinking you bought him a cooking implement he may actually be interested in using. Then stuff the box with something her really wants (like an iPhone) or needs (tube socks). Box measures 12"x9"x4".