Simple. Well designed....and will create many hilariously awkward moments.
Not a real product - but it's a real box! Fool your man into thinking you bought him a cooking implement he may actually be interested in using. Then stuff the box with something her really wants (like an iPhone) or needs (tube socks). Box measures 12"x9"x4".
If you don't already read The Onion, you should. If you don't already know about their store, check it out. If you want to share some joy, get a friend the USB Toaster.