This clock might get you guys a little more interested in waking up....just so you don't miss the show Sandy the stripper is putting on for you.

Pole dancer alarm clock is sure to get you up in the morning! When the alarm goes off, the lights start flashing, the music starts playing and the dancer spins around the pole.

$24.98

Rise and Shine! When the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights flash. At the same time, the buxom blonde dancer gyrates around her pole under the spinning disco ball

i CAN'T HELP IT, i WANT THIS ONE.

this is most definitely one way to wake up! when the alarm goes off the dancer starts moving around the pole for you. gentlemen, i know you love this idea but if you do make the choice to own it and you get the chance to have an overnight guest let me recommend hiding it for the evening.

Nothing quite says "I have no shame" like this lovingly crafted pole dancer alarm clock. Seconds of joy and empleasurement every morning at your bedside.

And bless you.

Waking up every morning with a stripper. Life is rough.