Loan out these absurd pens to people. Let them think you are a sex addict or something and take it from their.

Perfect for the prankster in your family.
Someone asks to borrow your pen, you say "keep it!"
These pens have comical advertisements on them such as "Verdant Fields Nudist Camp" and "Springfield Sexual Addiction Center."
$8

Next time someone asks to borrow your pen, (the inevitable), you won't be tempted to say yours is out of ink...because with these pens, you'll never be asked again! From taxidermy, clowns, and nudist camps, these pens boast the best fake businesses! (via Urban Outfitters)

You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of Insurance or whatever? Well, here's a twisted take on those cheesy advertising keepsakes: The Borrow My Pen set - 8 pens promoting absolutely ridiculous fake businesses. Hand 'em out to your friends, your parole officer, your boss - when you say, "Borrow My Pen?" you'll ALWAYS make an impression!

TOO FUNNY! This pen set will embarass the best of friends with mentions of sex addiction, proctology, gender reassignments, and taxidermy. (via Design Warehouse)

The type of thing that could be absolutely hilarious if you can keep your cool with a stranger. These pens basically just say ridiculous things on them

Some people just love looking weird... don't ask me why, but they make every effort to make themselves seem just a little more interesting then they might actually be. You can ususally spot these people by such charactoristics as: colourful mismatched socks, glasses frames with more than four sides on each lens, and of course the novelty pen, always in hands, or poking over the top of a brightly coloured, striped polo. These are such pens. Containing the names of such bogus businesses as "Verdant Fields Nudist Camp" and "Stuffed With Love Taxidermy" ("No Animal Too Small- Give Us a Call!"). So the next time you ask one of your quirky friends or co-workers to borrow a pen, be warned.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! These are good if you want the first time that annoying co-worker borrows your pen to be the last! Love this...