Sick Halloween Candy - a list by ASewell

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Searching for disgusting Halloween candy with an attitude wasn't as easy as I had thought, but I finally hit the mother load! Here are the disturbing results:

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Gummy Boo Boos Candy Scabs Packs: 12CT Box

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Yes --- it's exactly as it sounds. A lickable candy scab on a plastic "band-aid". The candy scab is pressed sugar like a Sweet Tart, but the top is "scab red" and molded to look like a real scab. It turns your tongue bloody red when you partake in its scabby goodness! (via storecandywarehouse.com)

Updated Sep 8, 2009

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Tower of Sour Liquid Candy Urine Samples: 5CT Pack

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Now I think I've seen everything. Liquid candy urine packed in a sterile urine sample cup! Just wait until your party guests or better yet, the trick-or-treaters see you enjoying a cup of your own pee! It also comes in different flavors/colors including: blue = fruit punch, yellow = lemonade, purple = grape, green = green apple and red = cherry. (via storecandywarehouse.com)

Updated Sep 8, 2009

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Chocka Ca Ca: Stupid.com

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This is pretty foul (funny too), but it's an actual product. Chocka Ca Ca is exactly what it sounds like, but with very clever packaging. It's a poo-shaped piece of fudge wrapped in a real miniature baby diaper. They also come in color-coded gift boxes; blue for boys, pink for girls and yellow for not sure yet. (via stupid.com)

Updated Sep 8, 2009

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Zit Popper Candy

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Now this is a sickening idea --- a box full of candy zits. The candies are soft and sticky, and when you squeeze one a bloody ooze dribbles out. Apparently, they have a strawberry and watermelon flavor, but I'm not going to find out. (via stupid.com)

Updated Sep 8, 2009

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Gummy Tapeworm: Stupid.com

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Warm up your appetite for parasites and tear into a gummy tapeworm! Like any gummy candy, the concept is far worse than the act of eating it. The gummy tapeworm is 19" in length and weighs 2.5 oz., and has a green apple flavor. (via stupid.com)

Updated Sep 8, 2009

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Chocolate Doo Drop: Stupid.com

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The perfect thing to drop into your favorite neighbor kids' trick-or-treat bag. A yummy mound of chocolate that looks just like a pile of poo. It reminds me of the fake stuff that you get in joke shops. Just from the photos it looks realistic enough! Ironically, it's made from Guittard chocolate, supposedly one of Europe's finest. Each package contains 5.6 oz. of chocolate and comes decoratively packaged. (via stupid.com)

Updated Sep 8, 2009

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Bertie Bott`s Every Flavor Beans, 3-Ounce Magic Bag

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When they say EVERY flavor, they mean it! There are your run of the mill chocolate, cherry and orange flavored beans, but then there are the flavors that set them apart. To give you an example, the most ingenious flavors are soap, dirt, bacon, black pepper, booger, earthworm, ear worm, grass, rotten egg and last but not least, vomit. I have tried a few of these crazy beans, but was scared off by others. They are very clever concept and kids love them. (via storecandywarehouse.com)

Updated Sep 8, 2009

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Harry Potter Cockroach Clusters Packets: 12CT Box

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I am no fan of cockroaches, but I thought that this was a very well-executed idea. Unfortunately, these sweet pests have been discontinued by the manufacturer. They actually resemble giant cockroaches visually and possibly in texture. This bug has a crunchy candy outer shell covering the top, leaving a gummy realistic-looking underbody. I think that the shell actually resembles real cockroach wings. It would have been a treat to pass these out at Halloween. (via storecandywarehouse.com)

Updated Sep 8, 2009

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Sour Flush Candy

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We live in creative times --- a mini plastic toilet filled to its rim with powdered sour candy. You use one of two edible plungers to lick and stick into the toilet. Then you lick off what's stuck to the plunger. Totally intuitive, right? Comes in three mouth-watering flavors! (via stupid.com)

Updated Sep 8, 2009

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Box of Boogers - Booger Candy

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A pretty nasty concept --- literally a box of tangy, sticky booger-shaped candies. According to the site, they taste better than the real thing! (via stupid.com)

Updated Sep 9, 2009

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