Child Torment 101 - a list by DLP

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They're only young once... so dress them up funny, get out your camera, and document, document, document... you'll need the leverage when they turn 15.

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Dancing Frog Infant Costume

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Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire

If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone

Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!!!!!!

Updated Sep 24, 2008

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Itsy Bitsy Spider Toddler Costume

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When your kid has a Shiva-like birth defect, this is how you hide him in public without making the other children shriek and run away.

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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Football Bunting Halloween Party Infant Costume

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Don't kick the baby.

KICK THE BABY!

Updated Sep 11, 2008

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Mulllins Square Lobster Baby Costume

Recommended for Clearly who wants really cute, unique baby girl (infant) outfit, using I Want on Facebook.

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I'm getting the band back together... the Baby-52s.

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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Peanut Infant Costume

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And now! Filibustering for the Peanut Gallery's Lobby - the Peanutty Buddy! George Washington Carver, eat your heart out!

Updated Sep 24, 2008

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Princess Leia Costume

Recommended for Clearly who wants really cute, unique baby girl (infant) outfit, using I Want on Facebook.

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Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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Woopie Cushion Infant Costume

Recommended for Clearly who wants really cute, unique baby girl (infant) outfit, using I Want on Facebook.

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This just makes me happy. This should not exist.

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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Doctor Who Dalek Dress Up Costume

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Live out all of your geekiest fantasies about exterminating the doctor vicariously through your unsuspecting progeny. I know I will.

Updated Jun 27, 2008

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Baby Mop

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Doesn't turning your infant into a mop violate several hundred thousand child labor laws?

Maybe not in Japan where this was invented and advertised as a way to make your newborn work for its keep.

Poor thing looks so sad and bewildered. Hope he's not allergic to dust.

Updated Aug 13, 2008

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Engineer Bear Infant

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Is this supposed to be a Bearenstein knock off? If it's not, there's no way I'm letting that thing drive my train. You don't even have a learner's permit. You can't even do algebra. Go to bed.

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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