Child Torment 101 - a list by DLP

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They're only young once... so dress them up funny, get out your camera, and document, document, document... you'll need the leverage when they turn 15.

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First Born and Runner Up One-Piece Twins Clothes for Babies

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More ways to ensure your children will need years of therapy. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Updated Jul 14, 2008

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Hershey's Kiss Costume

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It's the chocolate filled patent leather mary jane wearing space boy. Be on the look out. This is cutting edge. David Bowie has some serious competition.

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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Baby Spider Infant Costume - Costumes

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They say you should beware of the ones with the bulbous abdomens. I know I'm scared.

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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Ring Tail Lemur Costume

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Really? Seriously? Is that how you're gonna play this, Mom?

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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Lil' Penguin Costume

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Stay here. I'll be back in a few months.

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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Brown Bear outfit

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i love the little kimono-style suit and well formed ears i think it would be a wonderful baby shower gift

Updated Aug 26, 2008

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Baby Elephant Costume

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Because elephants always have bowties and vests in the wild. At least, that's what your kids will think when you plant this idiot bomb.

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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Star Wars Chewbacca Halloween Baby Costume

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Don't bring your baby to the poodle groomer. You're a bad parent.

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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Jalapeno Baby Bunting Costume

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On a steeeek.

Updated Jun 19, 2008

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