Paris Is My Cell Mate - a list by redfreckles

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Paris got a raw deal. Here are a few things that could make it a little less raw...

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I'm the lady behind the "Paris Is My Cell Mate" rubber band.

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Beauty Magnets A.M. Eye Magic

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After a night of crying alone in her cell any girl could use these to get cute before hitting up the chow line in the mess hall.

Updated May 18, 2007

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Tweezerman FileMate Nail Tools

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Every gal in the clink needs a decent file. Paris's should be especially darling... she can maintain her mani or even make a shiv! And maybe in a few weeks she could actually work her way through the bars.

Updated May 18, 2007

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Evil Eye Bracelet

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This evil-eye bracelet should either ward off the ladies trying to be Paris's big momma, or make her fetching enough that they can't keep themselves away.

Updated May 18, 2007

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Catholic Rosary

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Girl, get some JC in your life and pray that there's more to eat than carbs.

Updated May 18, 2007

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Tempur-Pedic Eye Mask

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Perfect for shutting out those bright prison lights.

Updated May 18, 2007

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Calling Card

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No Sidekick for you, miss prison thing. Maybe stick a Swarovski can encrust it with pink crystals for you.

Updated May 18, 2007

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Red Freckles "Jail Jewels" Necklace

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Jail-themed jewelry! Lock and key... Paris will be dreaming of keys so she should keep this especially nostalgic reminder of how it was (car) keys that got her in trouble and (cell) keys that might set her free.

Updated Jun 7, 2009

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"Paris Is My Cell Mate" Bracelet

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Better than Paris in April?

Paris in prison. (via ThisNext's Blog)

Updated May 18, 2007

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