URBAN MOMMY PART DEUX - THE TODDLER - a list by jezebel

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In part two, that sweet little lump begins to MOVE. Get ready for the pick up, put away, stop touching, let me have it, NOT in the mouth...just please give your poor mommy a break...days. Must haves for your traveling Wildebeest.

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Jonathan Adler :: Dolls Vessel

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Now ladies, this is not a spot to stash your Barbie's footwear. No honey, let her find some closet space in that pink Dream House.
This little box is made to house your pinks, or blues, letting the world know you're a big believer in better living through prescriptives.
Listen, sometimes mamma just can't take one more round of Baby Einstein videos without a little dip into her stash...

Updated Aug 5, 2008

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Infant Portrait

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I am tired of feeling the bad mommy guilt. I have digital photos for day, first birthday video still on the video camera (I hope!), and on and on and on...every mom knows how difficult it is to actually keep up with the recording of baby's every "first" or photo op. In fact, storing everything for prosperity could be a full time job. I'd rather actually enjoy it than be the one adjusting the zoom lens. That being said, the old saying is true, "It goes so fast..."
This is the perfect way to capture your sweet child in all stages. Portraits are done from a photo so you can utilize all those images hogging up your hard drive.
Ahhh...one less thing to obsessively worry about.

Updated Mar 28, 2008

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Carrie Weston Diaper Pin Necklace

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Being a mom opens up a whole new door in jewelry gifting land. The "push present"? Never heard of it until I was preparing to, well, PUSH. And once I got wind that such a thing existed, you better believe I wanted one. A BIG one. Take it from me, no matter what the gift, it doesn't come close to being enough of a thank you for all the joys of being preggo and then the extra special experience of getting that damn kid out. Hello THREE DAYS of labor. There are those that will say the gift is your heavenly little child.
True. But there is nothing wrong with some bling to go along with the bundle of joy.
I love this necklace. It's subtle and doesn't scream - having a baby has stolen all my sense of style (i.e. pastel and diamond baby booty hanging around neck? Puleez.)

Updated Mar 19, 2008

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No Throw Cup and Bottle Holder

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Ahhh...baby discovers gravity. This little doo-hickey is possibly the most brilliant invention. Puts an end to the constant pick up, wipe off, give back to baby and then repeat twenty times routine. Keeps the bottle safe from what lurks on NYC sidewalks and keeps mommy a little more sane.
Also note, this is also a great bagel leash. Will silence a teething baby for at least one round through Barney's.

Updated Jan 13, 2008

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Heavy Duty Scissors

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Every mom needs a pair of scissors to cut through all those annoying twisty things they secure toys with these days.

Imagine untwisting your way through Noah's Ark (that's TWO of every animal people) by hand. Imagine your screaming child watching you and wondering why it's taking so long already...give him the "Elephant-soos".

With a pair of these you'll be whipping through the packaging like Edward Scissorhands himself.

Updated Jan 13, 2008

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skull calling cards

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These days your kid needs a card more than you do.

Updated Mar 15, 2007

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Disney Baby Einstein: On The Go -- Riding, Sailing and Soaring

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I'm aware of all the hub-bub surrounding Baby Einstein. That being said, my son is in love with them. His latest obsession is On The Go. All I have to do is glance in the DVD player's direction and he begins a long strand of his latest favorite word, "Vroom. Vroom. Vroom!"

I don't suggest plopping your child in front of the TV for hours on end, but I will forever be grateful for the Einstein videos for allowing me to do such crazy, unheard of things like-go pee by myself.

Updated Jan 13, 2008

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The Dangerous Book for Boys

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This makes a great new baby gender specific gift. All you need is a charming inscription and you'll be known as the "Cool Auntie" forever, (or at least until they're in eighth grade when absolutely NO adults are cool).

Updated Jan 13, 2008

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Sadashiva - The Cosmic Form of Lord Shiva

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The extra limbs would be super helpful...

Updated Jan 13, 2008

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California Baby Deluxe Calming Gift Basket

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California Baby is my absolute favorite bath and body line for my little guy. I can't say for certain if the aromatherapy really does "calm" or soothe the tired and cranky as the label implies. However, after a tub using this stuff we both smell a heck of a lot better and feel better too.

Updated Jan 13, 2008

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