Bubble Girl's List of Bad Celebrity Scents - a list by danao

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This list was created in protest to celebrity olfactory offences. It's bad enough that they invade our lives at the office water cooler but do they have to assault our noses as well? As someone who is allergic to everything but whose mom loves bad scent stocking stuffers, I am shaking my fist in anger.

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My allergies go crazy and my face swells up

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Halston Z-14 Mens Cologne & After Shave + Jeff Gordon Signature Wallet

First to recommend

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Rev up your engines men and coat your tough and manly body in the scent that takes ladies from zero to sixty in two seconds ---yes, it's a little more expensive than Axe body spray, but this is ten Ten TEN times more potent. This is a man's scent with Jeff Gordon's own blood, sweat and tears in every bottle...plus you get a wallet. (via NexTag)

Updated Jan 28, 2008

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Tim McGraw Gets a Perfume

First to recommend

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This isn't out yet, but when it does come out I think it is going to smell like Miller Lite and BBQ.

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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Britney Spears perfume

First to recommend

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This one smells like a fancy restroom soap and Massengill. It's ok. I'll leave Britney alone. (via Fragrancenet)

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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White Diamonds Elizabeth Taylor

First to recommend

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Oh Liz, you tricky little silver fox. Your scent has been the bane of my existence for so long and yet I love you so. I once got stuck in an elevator with a woman I'm sure used the body lotion and perfume. I could barely breathe. I thought I'd have to eat her just to subdue the smell. (via Shopping.com)

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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Marilyn Manson perfume

First to recommend

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I don't think this is out yet, but I bet it smells like sacrilege.

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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Mariah Carey Launches Perfume

First to recommend

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I actually don't mind this one as much. I think to myself, if I was like 42-years-old and Beyonce had already stolen my thunder, and Eminem had dissed me publicly and I'd had a breakdown and then returned with hugely over-inflated breasts, and someone offered to launch my perfume, I'd do it. Hell, I'd be happy to be doing anything.

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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Paris Hilton Perfume and Cologne

First to recommend

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This is too freaking easy. Zebra bottle ---Paris, you are a horse of a different color. Ahh, the scent of dollar bills stuffed into the g-string of a spoiled heiress. Yes, it does smell like zebra.

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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Exclamation Perfume

First to recommend

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I don't actually think there was a spokesperson for this, but I distinctly remember putting on this fragrance and then going to the Stardust roller disco and shooting the duck while grooving to Madonna's True Blue album. It was magical. Alan Garner asked me to do a couple's skate.

The tagline: Make a statement without saying a word.
The statement: I'm a TigerBeat reader who'll let you get to second base.

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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Shania By Stetson

First to recommend

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Any man of mine would barf if he had to sit next to someone wearing this headache inducing concoction. Shania, you're hot, but you probably should stay out of perfumery...and music. (via Shania by Stetson)

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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Beckham Women's Perfume

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It isn't bad enough that Posh and the Spice Girls (including my arch nemesis Chav Spice) are making a comeback, but the Beckhams have to create a perfume too? Intimately Beckham is blech, blech and double blech. If my accountant starts slathering this on I will be very upset.

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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