Bubble Girl's List of Bad Celebrity Scents - a list by danao

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About this list:

This list was created in protest to celebrity olfactory offences. It's bad enough that they invade our lives at the office water cooler but do they have to assault our noses as well? As someone who is allergic to everything but whose mom loves bad scent stocking stuffers, I am shaking my fist in anger.

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My allergies go crazy and my face swells up

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Jennifer Lopez - Glow

First to recommend

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Blech. This smells like bacterial soap mixed with Hubba Bubba. Plus according to the Campaign for Safe Cosmetic's Database, 97% of fragrances have lower health concerns than the Glow eau du toilette.

The manufacturer tests on animals, there are ingredients in it that cause cancer, and here are some of the other concerns: Neurotoxicity, Endocrine disruption, Persistence and bioaccumulation, Organ system toxicity (non-reproductive), Multiple, additive exposure sources, Irritation (skin, eyes, or lungs), Enhanced skin absorption, Contamination concerns, Occupational hazards, Biochemical or cellular level changes.

Damn J-Lo. You need to get your act together. (via Shopzilla)

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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Hilary Duff Perfume - With Love

First to recommend

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I haven't actually smelled this one, but I think it is ironic that she calls it "With Love". I thought her PR team is standing by the virginal and pristine messaging. Perhaps they should have named it, "Heavy Petting". (via NexTag)

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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Jessica Simpson Perfume: Dessert

First to recommend

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This is disgusting. It is a throwback to Debbie Gibson's Electric Youth perfume. Thank God she didn't write a song about it like Debbie did.

This is not yummy. Dessert indeed. As in, "I deserted your high-maintenance ass for Vanessa Minnillo." (via Perfume.com)

Updated Nov 29, 2007

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