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Nifty [and sometimes decadent] things I have or dream of having at Burning Man.
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"Foxy" Wig
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Updated Jul 24, 2008
One of the best part of being at Burning Man is the ability to do terrifically naughty things because you can be incognito and get away with it...
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Pedal 4 WD SUV
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Updated Jul 24, 2008
Claimed as the most friendly sports utility vehicle, this pedal-only toy is the most powerful of its kind. It's also fast! I, of course, want it.
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Swiss Humid Proof Salt + Pepper Shaker
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Updated Mar 25, 2008
Great for camping and boating. Probably useful for my humid kitchen as well. Only $20, which is surprising. The attractive design is a plus.
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Fiber Optic Illuminated Tablecloth
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Updated Feb 26, 2008
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Damn it. I've got to stop looking at lighting. Every time I think I've disciplined myself from spending temptation, I run across another great light I want.
This tablecloth is made of fiber optic lights interwoven into a polyester/polymethacrylate fabric, which is waterproof and washable (can you believe?). I wonder how it would look on suspended, like a window shade... Uses an 11' power cord, which can be removed for washing.
I so want this! I'd like my Burning Man tent to be made of this fiber optic fabric. How hot would that be???
This tablecloth is made of fiber optic lights interwoven into a polyester/polymethacrylate fabric, which is waterproof and washable (can you believe?). I wonder how it would look on suspended, like a window shade... Uses an 11' power cord, which can be removed for washing.
I so want this! I'd like my Burning Man tent to be made of this fiber optic fabric. How hot would that be???
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ILV (Individual Lifting Vehicle)
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Updated Dec 15, 2007
This is for reals. Okay, so it's only 70% complete right now, but heck, I thought it was a fake! 70% is impressive. Of course, all my friends want it for Burning Man. Shoot, *I* want it for Burning Man. Can you imagine the kind of art car one can make out of this? Maybe Santa on a Sleigh would be appropriate. How hilarious would that be? The kids in the neighborhood would freak (in a good way).
I have no idea what to tag this thing... car? plane? flying saucer? (via gizmag)
I have no idea what to tag this thing... car? plane? flying saucer? (via gizmag)
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Cruzin' Cooler - Rideable Electric Beverage Cooler
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Updated Nov 10, 2007
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My boyfriend just screamed, "I WANT that!" (for Burning Man) when I showed him this cooler-scooter thing. He'd be the hit at cap with this, for sure. I wish it were a little less than $500. I would get him one for Christmas. But for $500... I think it would be better spent fixing something or another on his truck.
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Prada Over the Knee Riding Boots Brown
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Updated Oct 26, 2007
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2 people recommended this item
How many pairs of over-the-knee boots can one girl have? Obviously never enough. I am so tempted to buy these, even though I already have a pair of brown ones that I have yet to wear this year... What can I say? They're super fun clubwear. These are sophisticated and can be worn with dark jeans or a nice skirt. Low heels are also great for dancing. They're also $759 (orig $1,350). That's a great price for Prada boots.
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clic goggles
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Updated Oct 13, 2007
These goggles are awesome - the magnetic front closures allow you to snap them on/off when not in use. Comfortable to wear because it's Light weight, and it fits snuggly without the tight feeling of bands. Polarized lenses are a huge plus! Great for water sports, snow, or burning man (yes, true).
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PVC Kimono
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Updated Oct 12, 2007
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2 people recommended this item
Okay... There are kimonos, and there is this kimono! It rocks or what?!? It's lose-fitting, so you probably won't get too hot (as in tight pvc pants). The design is great. It maintains the fetish element that makes PVC sexy.
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cushy pillow
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Updated Dec 25, 2006
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I can't help it but think this pillow is darn sexy, even though I have a no-brainer suspicion it's the legs that are talking to me. But, but, but, but I DO like the pillow.
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Erickson Beamon Punk Demon Headband
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Updated Aug 30, 2007
2 people recommended this item
Hey! This is a perfect hair band for Burning Man. Seriously. It's like wearing art. I even have a devil costume, though it does not do this headband justice (it's a bit Las Vegas). Sigh. Maybe I can accidentally create something like this by throwing my headband in the dryer with a bunch of jewelry and yarn?
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Itty Bitty Micro Mini
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Updated Aug 30, 2007
It is so wrong that I love this outfit she has on.
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Skydiving into Burning Man
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Updated Aug 29, 2007
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I've never had the desire to skydive before, but for some reason, skydiving into Burning Man sounds very appealing.
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Bondage Body Wrap
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Updated Aug 29, 2007
This can easily work as Burning Man costume. Or not... Very functional piece, this bodysuit...
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Naughty Midsummer Maiden Briefs
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Updated Aug 29, 2007
The perfect undergarment for micro-mini's. Or if at Burning Man, you can probably wear this on its own. It's pretty enough. Of course, all the other attributes too. I love the fact it's appropriately named "Midsummer".
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Pocket Laser Light Show
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Updated Aug 23, 2007
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There is always a quest during Burning Man to deck out your tent... I don't know how or why, but I've fallen into that trap too. You start thinking about how to make your tent cool. You NEVER spend any time in your tent except to crash. Regardless, I want one of these. The mini laser light show. It small and uses batteries, so it's perfect for travel. It's very inexpensive ($15). And I haven't seen it amongst my Burner buddies yet. I am so silly.
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Diesel Jacket Dress
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Updated Aug 22, 2007
Great Burning Man jacket. It's a bit punk'ish without the glam. Works for when the sun is just setting... when the weather is cool.
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