Random Bizarre Things That I Love So Much - a list by DLP

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Solar-powered bra

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Just in case you needed additional functionality for your bra besides... you know... holding up your breasts, this one is solar powered. Why? For the chest-mounted electronic billboard it comes with, of course! Don't care about personal signage? That's okay - you can plug in whatever you like. And wait! There's more! Just in case your car doesn't have enough cup holders, your new bra has got you covered.

Updated Oct 3, 2008

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Metal plates that send messages to airport X-ray screeners

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Slip these plates inside your bag, and when the TSA agents look into the monitor, they will see the message you've left for them. Not the quickest way to get through the checkpoint, but you might get a laugh... IF that particular agent happens to have a sense of humor. Otherwise, you might as well assume the position.

Updated Oct 1, 2008

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Wine Aging Device

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So, this thing looks like an ordinary ice bucket, but supposedly this gadget will age wine and liquor. According to the designers, you can put some two buck chuck into the "Ultrasonic Wine Ager," the gizmo will "collide the alcohol molecules," and the resultant taste will be akin to drinking a bottle of pricey vintage wine... which means - if it works - this miracle bucket would end up paying for itself after only a few cases of wine. (via RJJ)

Updated Oct 1, 2008

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Coffin Couches: Blue

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2 people recommended this item

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If you want to be macabre and green all at the same time, this is the perfect thing! These couches are fashioned out of unusable caskets and recycled steel. I can't decide if the blue one looks like a coffin or a diner booth at Phillie's! (via Malory)

Updated Sep 30, 2008

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Eco Boat

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This is supposed to be the fastest eco boat in the world. The clincher? This fish runs on biodiesel. HUMAN FAT. The entire crew had liposuction to power the ship. Now that's dedication!

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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Eco Coffins

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For the discriminating environmentalist who wants to be ecologically sound - even in death! Now in Ivy, Poppy, and Autumn Leaves!

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps

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This liquid soap can be used as anything... soap, shampoo, toothpaste... you name it. But it's so much better as shower reading material for the bizarre stuff that's printed on the bottle. Want a sample? Glad you asked....

"Warning! Keep Out of Eyes! Wash Out with Water! Don't Drink Soap! Dilute! Dilute! or Wet Skin Well! OK!"

See what I mean?!

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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The Chopstick Bra

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2 people recommended this item

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Push up your cleavage with rice and miso bowls while storing reusable chopsticks in a holster on the side.

Seriously?!

Maybe we need a PETA version of this with ice cream bowls.

What? Too soon? ;)

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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edible shoe cream

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Just in case you ever wanted to spread shoe polish on your toast, now you can! Not sure why you'd want to, but hey - it's made out of pure coconut oil, so if you ever decide you want to, you'll be a step ahead of the game.

If only this had been available when Dante assured us the store was open. I wonder if it smells like coconut.

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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