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Terrible Vday Gifts for your Man! - a list by SamHope
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Jacquard Woven Pure Silk Mens Neck Tie and Cuff Links Set
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If you are completely boring and have no original ideas, and do not own a computer where you can google original ideas, then this is the perfect gift for you! Especially the matching cuff links... definitely get this if you want to be single next Valentine's Day!
Updated Jan 22, 2009
TEAM DADDY Father Shirts
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Happy Valentine's Day! You're going to be a Dad! Oops!
Unless you've been trying to get pregnant for ages this is not the holiday to surprise your man with news like this!
Updated Jan 22, 2009
Wii Fit
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Get fit while playing video games! The most popular wii game out right now! If you can find it buy it!
Updated Jun 30, 2008
Boss by Hugo Boss
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Unless this is the fragrance that your guy already wears it's such a lame choice for Valentine's Day. It says: I know nothing about you so I'm getting you the most generic fragrance there is.
Updated Jan 22, 2009
1st Fantasies Silky Charmeuse Boxer Shorts for Men
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This might seem like a good idea... if it's part of a multifaceted gift, but it also can go horribly wrong. "You don't think I'm sexy enough without silky boxers?" "I'm allergic to them" "You want me to look like the guy in the package?" ... and it's such a typical gift.
Updated Jan 22, 2009
Hanes - Mens Woven Boxers 3 Pack, White, Multi
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What are you his MOM? So he's got a few holes in his undies, and is in desperate need for some new boxers... Valentine's Day is NOT the time.
Get him some tube socks while you're at it.
Updated Jan 22, 2009
Bugs Butterflies Butterfly Dragonfly Pajama Lounge Pants
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Even if your man is an entomologist, do NOT get him these PJs... even if he was in Madame Butterfly! (wait a minute... depends on what role in MB...) Don't get him any article of clothing you wouldn't mind having the neighbors see him wearing.
Updated Jan 22, 2009
Anti Monkey Butt Powder with Calamine
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This is not something you get as a gift for anyone... hopefully you don't even need to get it as a gift for yourself! Just imagine: "Hey baby... remember how you told me you chafe when you go jogging? Happy Valentine's Day!"
Updated Jan 26, 2009
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Desktop Girlfriend Desk Toy
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Now this is a gift NOT to give on Valentine's Day! It just seems a bit clingy to me... I'm going to give you a gift where it seems like I am looking down and watching you ALL DAY LONG... you'll never escape! bwa hah aha haha.
Updated Jan 26, 2009
Control a Woman Remote Control
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Hey, Stud! You know how you're always hogging the remote control? And you wish I'd stop nagging so much and not talk during the 15 football games you put on each day? Well HAPPY VALENTINE'S! Here's your control for me!
This is not a good idea, this is the gift you get your friend who is Whipped... not a boyfriend.
Updated Jan 26, 2009
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