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Whatever they may be, hey who am I to judge? Feed your addictions... all things here from raunchy and wicked to chocolates and beer.
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Cube Jigger
15 people recommended this item
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A unique version of a measuring cup for making mixed drinks. Each face of the cube has different measurements.
Updated Dec 12, 2008
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Doctor Indulgence: Chocolate Pills
First to recommend
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Handy little delicious chocolates shaped as pills and wrapped in medicine packaging. Just the perfect medicine for one of those bad days :)
Updated Dec 10, 2008
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Bonjour mon coussin - Coussins graphiques deco et design
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2 people recommended this item
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A pillow with a chocolate print and perfumed to smell like chocolate as well.
Perfect for the choco-holics.
Updated Nov 11, 2008
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Booty Parlor "Turn Me On" Remote Controlled Vibrating Panties
14 people recommended this item
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She wears them... He controls them. Sounds like fun naughty fun to me!
Updated Oct 23, 2008
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'Heading Downtown' T-Shirt
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Looks like they are headed in the right direction.. kiss marks headed down to the right spot. : ) Made me laugh. Have a sense of humor.
Updated Oct 16, 2008
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Triple 5 Soul The Sold My Soul Tank
2 people recommended this item
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Says "sold my sol for drugs, sex, fame, and money. " Naughty.
Updated Oct 9, 2008
Wish you were here
4 people recommended this item
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This is so not my style, but I can't help it but LIKE it! Funny.
Updated Nov 10, 2008
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Double Sided Raunchy Gift Wrap
4 people recommended this item
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A excellent way to wrap gifts for friends. The one side of the wrapping paper is a simple, unassuming design. But on the other you have all various types of pin ups :). Pick girls or guys wrapping paper.
Updated Oct 31, 2007
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I Love Me Mirror
3 people recommended this item
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Hilarious... sometimes its ok to be a little narcissistic :)
Updated Dec 13, 2007
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OhMiBod
11 people recommended this item
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I am notorious for not knowing I own a vibrator. Really. God's honest truth. I am, perhaps, the only human in the civilized- or at least electric outlet accessible- world who did not know that the Hitachi Magic Wand was not just for the back.
I used mine on my back. A lot. And sometimes my neck. I never worked any magic elsewhere. Never crossed my mind. Did I mention that I'm IRISH Catholic? The naive kind?
Worse, I carried it around in public- like through airports.
I would even go so far as to leave it flagrantly displayed on top of all of my clothes in my luggage so that customs officials had to MANUALLY extract it and hold it up while rummaging through the rest.
All the while? I was clueless it was a vibrator. A well-known vibrator. In fact, I did everything but use it as a jump rope in terms of displaying it publicly. What can I say? A decade of Irish dancing jigging' injuries left me with a lot of aches and pains. In Catholic places. Like my lower back.
I really loved that 'ol wand.
And then in a moment I will never forget, I saw it. On tv. In a Sex and the City episode. Only Samantha didn't have any Irish dancing jigging injuries....
I can still feel the sensation of the reel of mental snapshots smacking me back and forth about my head.... all the moments in which I flounced around, all but swinging my - what I now realized was a- SEXUAL STIMULATOR around like the boa of a transgender Cher in a Pride Parade.
Of course I did what any good Irish Catholic aging schoolgirl would do. I reached for a drink. Then followed that with several more.
But that's not quite the end of that saga. Noooo. There was one last chapter for the Magic Wand... a chapter so ripe with hellbound symbolism I have to laugh. Well, now that I escaped it alive anyway.
I set myself on fire with it.
Yes, on fire. Real flames. An actual dousing with liquid was even involved. It was fairly close, I would say, to self-immolation.
Here's the deal- I was sitting at my desk at home. My back hurt. Again, I ALWAYS USED THIS AS A BACK MASSAGER. I swear. As further proof of that, the inferno happened as a result of me CROSSING MY LEGS. Unbeknownst to me, a foil gum wrapper had attached itself, like a tiny mint Joan of Ark, to the bottom of my shoe. It released itself above the computer's power strip, a shiny kamikaze Wrigley pilot on a mission to destroy the Sin Stick.
A whole bunch of bad things happened (including the shorting out of my computer) and then I realized I smelled smoke. Like burning-denim smoke. Looked down.
My pants were on fire.
Really, if I wrote these things down for a movie they would be unreal. In my actual life, though, they are what I call "the usual." I have a very visually symbolic life. It's a bit exhausting to keep up with.
At any rate, why am I telling you this? No good reason, really. Just that when I saw this Ipod Vibrator attachment, my first thought was, "Oh thank God I came across this ad. If someone had handed one to me I would have thought it was for karaoke."
Updated Oct 22, 2008
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