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Some call it "Fathers Day". We call it "Pop Rocks".

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We have three kids. Therefore, one of us is a Father. ;)

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Penguin Of Death cufflinks

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How many ways can a Penguin kill you?

You don't want to know. Trust us on this.

You.

Don't.

Want.

To.

Know.

Updated May 27, 2008

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5-Piece Straight Razor Shaving Set

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Is your dad a REAL man?

Does he catch bullets with his teeth?

Can he change a tire in 0.12 seconds? Just by thinking about it?

Do women faint in his presence?

Does he walk on mountaintops and cast no shadow?

Does he wash his hands with lava? Not Lava Soap...ACTUAL lava?

Then your pop needs this. Because those sissy plastic razors are an insult to his existence.

Updated May 27, 2008

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Silver Wrench Ring

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Hand cast. Hand finished. Pure silver.

And it's a tiny but exact replica of a wrench.

If you've ever looked up at your pop and sworn that you could see a cape flapping behind him, as the sun set at his back then you really need to get him this ring.

Updated May 27, 2008

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Gibson Les Paul Studio Guitar

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You and your old man are out and about and you walk past a bar.

You've got other bars to drink at, but the door is open at this one. And from inside, you hear a single chord followed by a tsunami-like wall of feedback.

The chord is an E. It's played heavy, like the man holding the guitar has fists like ham hocks and a helmet with horns sticking out of it. The kind of man that eats mastodon for breakfast. Mastodon that he killed himself. With his bare hands.

Your old man pauses, and sniffs the wind. He can smell his own kind, you see.

A glimmer of the god of thunder that your father used to be flashes through his eyes.

"Pop?"

"Hrmn."

"You alright?"

"Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine."

But as you walk away, you know that in another time...in another place...that great mountain of a man standing on stage and wielding a 12-pound 1970's Gibson Les Paul as though it were the last weapon on Earth...

That was your old man.

Updated May 27, 2008

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George Thorogood & the Destroyers - Move It on Over

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There are few men who have seen the inside of as many bars as George Thorogood and lived to tell the tales.

With his growly, gravelly voice that just gets better and better with age, Thorogood continues to cement his title of the "The Greatest Bar Band Ever".

And we can assure you....you don't get there without kicking a little ass. There are not a lot of people in this world that can beat all hell out of a guitar like George Thorogood. Which is probably a good thing.

How many of him could we handle?

Updated May 27, 2008

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Sailor Jerry - Desktop Hula Girl

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No one drew hottie Hula Girls like tattoo legend Sailor Jerry.

Because Sailor Jerry was a real man. He drank rum, tattooed sailors, and took crap from no man.

Your old man would appreciate this little icon of bouncing history.

Plus: You can kinda see her buxoms.

Updated May 27, 2008

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Murray's Pomade

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Every proper greaser knows how to take care of his hair.

Because life isn't just about kicking the crap out of preps, making the women swoon, and slugging back enough alcohol to kill a rhino...

It's also about looking damn good when you do it.

Murrays: When that crap at the grocery store just won't cut it.

Updated May 27, 2008

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Sailor Jerry - Shotglass Set

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There is really only one thing that makes booze taste better.

And that is the satisfaction of knowing that your booze is sitting in a glass adorned with a drawing of a nekkid woman.

Here's to you, Sailor Jerry.

Updated May 27, 2008

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Gamma Mutant Space Friends by Tara McPherson.

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McLoven Mcpherson!!

Updated May 2, 2009

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Kathie Olivas 3' fiberglass Elizabeth

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OMG! this is absolutely amazing!

Updated May 2, 2009

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