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This will soon be your favorite pen holder! Your desk will look like a crime scene and scare off your coworkers! For serious frustration, please seek anger management classes!

Updated Jul 14, 2009

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DEAD MARK BOOKMARK

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Poor Mark! He's met a sticky, squishy end to his life with his floppy body trapped within the pages of your book. He looks like he's scrambling to get out, all the while happily keeping your place.

Updated Jul 14, 2009

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SPLAT STAN COASTER

9 people recommended this item

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Poor Stan, he got mugged again.

Updated Jul 14, 2009

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Hanging Harry

4 people recommended this item

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You can't help Harry to see the light, it's too late. Harry is already gone! But Harry can help you to switch on your lights.

Updated Jul 14, 2009

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I think the sheer number of recommendations for this item just about says it all. It expresses the sentiments of many a jilted lover or scorned woman with a design.

I know I had an evil chuckle when I first saw it.

Updated Oct 15, 2008

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Home Is Stranger Than Fiction

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Stress Paul

3 people recommended this item

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Already overcome by stress, Paul is curled up in a ball and there to prevent you from meeting the same fate. Keep him on your desk at home or at work, and he'll always be there for some hand crushing relief.

Updated Jul 16, 2009

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KEY PETE

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2 people recommended this item

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Key Pete is a reliable guardian of your keys. He has super strong magnets in his hands, so he will grab hold of any magnetic surface with one hand, and with the other is capable of holding a gravity defying amount of keys - up to around 30!

Updated Aug 8, 2009

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James The Bookend

2 people recommended this item

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Cousin to the popular James the Doorman, James the Bookend is quite the gentleman and doesn't mind sitting on your bookshelf all day keeping your books in order. This designer bookend is constructed of heavy duty natural rubber with a polished zinc finish shoe that fits under your books allowing James to keep them in place.

Updated Jul 23, 2009