About this list:

Shoes, shoes and more shoes. You should see my closet. Everything from vintage mod square toe patent leather heels to giant Luichiny tulip-heel boots to Marc Jacobs 5" platforms, and even a sprinkling of shoes I'll never wear: Stripper heels, pom-pom kitten heel slippers, even some Burberry wooden slides that make my feet bleed. t

Qualifications:

My 3 closets of shoes qualify me to write this list.