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Dissolving Laundry Paper - Ocean Fragrance
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For.. ummm.... stains.
Updated Aug 13, 2008
World's Sexiest Hotels
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A stay at one of these luscious properties at either end of your trip might be all the motivation you need to summon up the courage to join the Mile High Club at some point on your adventure.
Or perhaps you'd like to get some inspiration for sexy home decor...Why not hit the road for an adventure? Check out the gorgeous interior playgrounds and visual feasts splayed out at the sexiest hotels in the world.... then go back home and recreate them in your own personal love nest.
And if you have to travel to the in-laws for the holidays, why not add spice by opting for a sexy room in the city instead of Aunt Mary's basement sofa bed.
Updated Aug 13, 2008
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Hollywood Exxtreme Cleavage Bra
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For Mile-High Clubbers:
If you came through this way because of the link from the How to Join the Mile-High Club list, great. Nice to have you.
Here's the thing: Ladies, you need to have a great bra on to pull off the Bathroom Badda Bing, Badda Boom on an airplane. Not just for the contortions you will have to twist yourself into but also because of a simple, undeniable fact: Hot people get more breaks. That's right. I said that out loud. Well, typed it. But it's like porn- people don't want to think of ugly people having sex. They don't mind and may even like to think of attractive people enjoying one another's company in a horizontal- or in this case vertical- way. The porn industry will 'back me up' on this.
So wear a good bra. The attendants will be less likely to stop you out of sheer horror. Just a suggestion.
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Aside from bearing witness to what some may prudishly refer to as "a scene" here or there, having 'double dog dares' tossed at you willy nilly after a certain level of inebriation is attained and bailing me out of jail when I attempt to complete the dares you were too much of a sissy to try, there is one main price to pay when out carousing on the town with Yours Truly: I will issue an edict instructing you to remind me to 'lift and separate' every seven minutes. (Note: I'm just asking for a "reminder;" I can handle the manual labor myself.)
I will be referring to my breasts. And I don't take my edicts lightly. Nor should you. I don't care if you're my parish priest- you are not excused from your duties. The 'seven minutes' thing is also non-negotiable. It has been scientifically tested by several friends who hoped to change the timing of the chore to a more leisurely 12-14 minutes. Nope. Seven. Deal with it.
Why? Well it's simple. Cleavage should not look like a plumber's ass crack. It simply should not. Aesthetics must be preserved for a civilized society to function properly. I don't want to look down and offend myself.
I'm a 36DD. Looking back (with my sore neck), I don't recall ever meeting the A, B, or C's on the trip. I just woke up one day at about 14 and tipped over when I got out of bed. We've been wrangling with one another ever since. We're venturing into "too much information" again aren't we? Mea culpa. Next round's on me for your pain and suffering.
There are good days. Some, not so much. Fashion tape? Like chains on Houdini. Useless at this level. Fashion glue? Much, much better but let's face it, there is something about using an odorous product to glue yourself into your lingerie that, frankly, is like kicking puppies. It's just mean. You may know well they won't be getting visitors but it's simply polite to be quiet about it so THEY don't know it. Padlocking the dog toys is just so..... pessimistic.
The exception to all of the above is if I remembered to extract my Frederick's Extreme Cleavage Bra from whatever rafter it was last seen dangling from and wear it. That changes everything.
This is not a bra that is simply about containment. Noooo. This bra is like an agent for breasts, travelling just slightly ahead of you and passing out fabulous, if not entirely accurate, PR material on behalf of your cleavage. "Gather 'round, next show starting soon," it whispers......
And it does so much more. It lifts, it separates, it negotiates tight corners, it files my taxes on time, it makes me smarter and wittier and .... well ok maybe not the last few. But if there was a bra that COULD? It would be this one.
When I die, make sure they bury me with my XXX bra on. That's all I'm trying to say. St. Paul will get pissy if he has to remind me every seven minutes for Eternity to lift and separate.
Updated Aug 14, 2008
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Cheap Flights, Airline Tickets, Cheap Airfare & Discount Travel Deals
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One of my favorite travel sites on the Internet. It takes the rest of the search sites and bundles them into a cozy package.
Attention Mile-Highers: The money you save planning your trip will pay for your bail when you get caught misbehaving on the plane...
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About Kayak.com:
Kayak is a travel search and booking engine. Unlike Expedia, Travelocity, and Orbitz — where several of its top execs hail from — the Kayak site does not sell travel directly.
When you request information about a flight or hotel, Kayak searches more than 100 major airline, hotel, and travel sites. From those it can access prices and itineraries on more than 550 airlines and 85,000 hotels — and then Kayak gives users the options of booking directly from the travel supplier of their choice by clicking on a supplier's direct URL, calling the travel provider's tollfree phone number, or booking via Orbitz or Onetravel.com.
The Kayak Advantage:
Kayak co-founder and CEO Steve Hafner says, “We created the site to meet the needs of today’s consumers who are frustrated at having to search multiple sites to find the best deal. With just one click, visitors at Kayak.com will be able to see prices and services in real-time.
"Kayak.com’s reach is so comprehensive that consumers will often find an itinerary on Kayak.com that they may not have found on their own. Not only does Kayak.com provide consumers with more travel options than any other site, but it also gives consumers the freedom to choose where to buy their travel."
Updated Aug 13, 2008
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Top 10 Aphrodisiacs
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LiveScience posted an interesting list on yahoo today. Quite entertaining. Instead of roofies, "rhino horn" will be all the rage on the club scene if word leaks out.
But the reason I thought this was fit to post? Check out the #1 aphrodisiac.
Cool.
ps: Rhinos are endangered. So before you climb the zoo wall with your nutmeg grater to score some sex dust, consider this- it's the keratin in it that does the badda bing, badda boom. Stay out of jail. Go to the health food store.
Updated Aug 14, 2008
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Sin Perfume Oil
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For the past several years, this has been one of the only two perfumes I will wear.
This one is like high-quality liquid porn. The scent doesn't linger, it prowls, it craves, it hunts. It backhands pheromones, drags them up and then brings them to their knees. It's very moody.
And so I like to live vicariously through it on occasion.
It has been discontinued by Urban Decay but I've had great success finding it all over the net and stockpiling. Thus I will share my toys with you so you can do the same before it disappears for good.
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From Urban Decay Cosmetics:
Sin
This dangerously heady perfume oil is a sexy love potion. It elicits desire and intoxicates the senses with a sweet blood orange top note and a single floral middle note of jasmine grandiflorum from India, a potent aphrodisiac. Seductive base notes of sandalwood and warm vanilla are offset by exotic myrrh and a hint of earthy oakmoss; a natural nocturnal essence with a mysterious, campfire-like crispness.
* Notes: Sweet Blood Orange, Jasmine Grandiflorum, Sandalwood, Vanilla, Myrrh, Oakmoss.
* Style: Seductive. Heady. Sexy.
* Comes in a leopard pouch and cute little red box.
Updated Aug 16, 2008
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Fly Clear
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For an annual fee and an iris/fingerprint scan, you can get a Clear Card that lets you fastpass security lines at 20 national airports. Cool.
Updated Oct 3, 2008
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Eleven Eleven Passport Covers
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My recommendation? Go get one.
Updated Oct 18, 2008
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Priority Pass VIP Airport Lounge Access
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What an AWESOME gift idea for the travelista on your list! An annual fee grants you access to over 500 International (100 Domestic) airport VIP lounges and gives you the option of paying per visit to bring an additional guest. What does that mean? Well think "free Internet, drinks and snacks" for one thing. Comfy chairs, private bathrooms for freshening up.... oh so many yummy perks to make airport travel more luxe.
Love it!
Updated Nov 12, 2008
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Giancarlo de Astis Aeronautical Furniture
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I bet this is what Superman would put in HIS house....
Take a look at the desk. Purrr....
via Born Rich:
Motoart is not the only company that turns vintage aviation parts into fixtures for the home and office. Giancarlo De Astis is a Los Angeles based designer who picks airplane parts dumped in Arizona junkyards and turns them into stylish furniture. During this inventive process, flaps, wings, canopies, turbines and other parts of aircrafts are reborn as distinct and functional furniture — desks, tables, credenzas, cabinets, and lamps. Some of his most amazing creations are the Latro Primo desk, the Lo Squalo club chair, and the Sole conference table. The Latro Primo ($5,500- $8,900) is made from the rear stabilizer of a Beechcraft 18/C-45. The Lo Squalo club chair ($5,000- $8,500) is made from the air cooling engine scoop of a DC6/7. The II Sole conference table ($10,000) has been inducted in The Smithsonian Institute’s National Air Space Museum and is made from the first stage of a Pratt & Whitney JT8D jet engine case fan.
Customers can even customize these fixtures to suit their liking. Giancarlo precisely selects each airplane part that beams the brilliance of its engineered design. The kind of aeronautical art Giancarlo De Astis creates is sure enough to amaze the observers. (via Born Rich)
Updated Nov 12, 2008
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