I Hate Valentine's Day - a list by ASewell

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A list for those of us who either despise this holiday in general or will be spending it alone.

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gothcupcake :: Anti Vday Card...Go To Hell

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Another way to sincerely express how you really feel to that special someone. *snicker* (via etsy.com)

Updated Jan 11, 2009

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gothcupcake :: Anti Vday Card...Drop Dead

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It's the thought that counts, right? (via etsy.com)

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Blood Simple (Director's Cut)

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What’s that? The Coen brothers’ film about a guy who hires an assassin to kill his wife is being considered a break-up movie? Damn straight! Break-ups don’t get any worse than when assassins get involved! On top of that, when that wife has pretty much called it quits on said husband and delivers the death blow to the man pouch I would say it pretty much qualifies, and Blood Simple is top notch. (via amazon.com)

Updated Jan 11, 2009

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Carrie (Special Edition)

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Vengeful characters in movies tend toward knives, bullets and the occasional blunt instrument. But in Carrie the protagonist inflicts her payback using bizarre telekinetic powers. Spacek was nominated for an Academy Award for her performance as Carrie, the bullied and abused high school student. Throughout the film, Carrie deals with mean-spirited jerks all day at school, and then comes home to a fundamentalist, fire-and-brimstone-spewing mother. It’s a tough life, but a glimmer of hope appears when a hunky classmate invites her to prom. When that glimmer is humiliatingly extinguished, the poor girl unleashes a hellfire of violence and retribution against all who have wronged her. (via amazon.com)

Updated Jan 11, 2009

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Ultimate Anti-Valentine Mug - CafePress

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My sentiments exactly.

From the Designer:

Item shows the Ultimate Anti-Valentine ... a black heart surrounded by a red "NO" symbol. Fun for clubs, groups, or just saying "NO" to Valentine's Day.

Product Details:

The perfect size for your favorite morning beverage or late night brew. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special.

* Measures 3.75" tall, 3" diameter
* Dishwasher and microwave safe (via cafepress.com)

Updated Jan 11, 2009

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Martyr Valentine Baseball Jersey - CafePress

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Takes me back to Catholic school. It's not just a capitalist, pagan holiday.

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"Sure, I’ll celebrate a day dedicated to a martyr who was beaten to death and decapitated. Happy Valentine's Day."

Choose red, blue or black sleeves.

* 6.1 oz. 100% heavyweight cotton
* Standard fit
* 3/4 length contrasting raglan sleeves (via cafepress.com)

Updated Jan 12, 2009

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Bitter Candy Hearts Large Mug - CafePress

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Candy Hearts with anti-valentines sayings make a bittersweet holiday funny and bearable.

Product Details:

Super-size your favorite beverage or just size-up to avoid spills with our hefty, 15 oz. ceramic Large Mug. Large easy-grip handle. When you need more, mug it up.

* Measures 4.5" tall, 3.25" diameter
* Dishwasher and microwave safe (via cafepress.com)

Updated Jan 12, 2009

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Jack of Hearts Women's Dark T-Shirt - CafePress

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Skull and crossbones pirate emblem formed of hearts. How cool and appropriate is that for Valentine's Day? (via cafepress.com)

Updated Jan 12, 2009

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