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This service is hilarious! You can send dead, rotting flowers, a teddy bear sprayed with skunk odor, a stinky toy skunk or a teddy bear with a gory wound where its heart would be with a note saying "You tore my heart out!" Not that I would spend money on the object of my disaffection, an old boss or someone that had plain ol' pissed me off, but this is a great alternative service. They even take PayPal! LOL (via http://www.rottenroses.com/)

Updated Jan 13, 2009

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PooPoo Grande

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An excellent gift to send --- showing just how much you REALLY care on Valentine's Day!

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World Famous Hand-Crafted Dog Doo

The most realistic dog doo that money can buy.
Looks and feels so incredibly real that nobody can tell otherwise.
Life is short, send only the best in practical jokes!
Order one yourself and be amazed...

The PooPoo Grande is heat sealed in a clear plastic bag. As with our other packages, we apply an elegant gift wrapping to the bag and affix a large label with your own message to the packaged mess. Your gift is placed in a small cardboard box and anonymously mailed from a small town in California. (via dogdoo.com)

Updated Jan 14, 2009

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Cupid Keeps Missing

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This is pretty pathetic, but appropriate for my list none the less. Despair.com's "Cupid Keeps Missing" limited edition t-shirt is perfect for those lonely hearts on V.D. Only 1000 will be sold. Figures. (via despair.com)

Updated Jan 15, 2009

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What Was I Thinking?: 58 Bad Boyfriend Stories: Barbara Davilman, Liz Dubelman

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Oh, the stories women could tell. And 58 of them do in "What Was I Thinking? 58 Bad Boyfriend Stories". Most contributors are writers working in Los Angeles and New York. They're funny. They're smart. But, boy, are they slo-o-ow when it comes to knowing a relationship is dead. Sometimes it takes years in a breakup "Crazytown". But usually, despite countless clues --- it's an epiphany. (via amazon.com)

Updated Jan 16, 2009

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Pretty Bitter - Douchebag Card

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The interior of this card comes blank, but I'm not sure you would actually need to write anything inside! Maybe squash a bug or something in there instead...but tastefully.

Updated Jan 16, 2009

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MetalTaboo :: COLD HEARTED BITCH--Hand Stamped Sterling Silver Multiple Heart Oxidized Necklace HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

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Love can certainly turn you into one. Or alternatively, tell the ex-object of your affection how you really feel about her on Valentine's Day! (via etsy.com)

Updated Jan 16, 2009

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MetalTaboo :: FUCK LOVE--Anti-Valentines Hand Stamped/Oxidized Heart and Copper Disc Necklace

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Just about says it all, doesn't it? (via etsy.com)

Updated Jan 16, 2009

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MewPaperArts :: Down With Love Valentine Cards

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These cards are freakin' adorable! (via etsy.com)

Updated Jan 16, 2009

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worthysoycandles :: I Defy You, Heartman - Hang Man Purse/Bag

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LOL --- I'm almost speechless. Maybe I don't need to include much in this recommendation at all... The photo speaks volumes! (via etsy.com)

Updated Jan 16, 2009

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elladean :: Ruelas Anti Valentines Day Gift Card and Vegan Lip Conditioner Duo

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Amen! Valentine's Day gift combo for someone that wishes it were over! (via etsy.com)

Updated Jan 16, 2009

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