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I Hate Valentine's Day

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Black Roses in Coffin Box or devil

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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No nicer way to say "I don't love you" than to send these silk black roses in a devil container or a single black silk rose in a coffin box.
I guarantee you won't get a 'thank you' card!

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St Valentine's Day Massacre movie posters

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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Vintage St. Valentine's Day movie poster.
Hang this up to celebrate Feb. 14th!

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BlueQ "Go Intercourse Yourself" Lip Balm

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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Got a bitter friend this Valentine's Day? Someone whose lips are chapped from lack of kissing?
Well, Blue Q's "Go Intercourse Yourself" is the perfect Anti Valentines Day gift.

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Three Anti-Valentines Cross Stitch Pattern Charts

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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Not everyone loves valentine's day. So, what better way to share that sentiment than with a bitter needlepoint/cross stitch kit that shouts it to the world.
3 fun designs from Fuzzy Bunny Crafts:
Happy F***ing Valentine's.
Cupid Is Stupid
Love Sucks

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Love Sucks Belt Buckle

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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The fun and funky tattoo-inspired Love Sucks belt buckle.
Clearly made to hold up the pants of someone who's not taking them off for someone special!

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Its Happy Bunny LOVE BITES Book#1 Autographed Edition -

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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The hilarious Jim Benton Happy Bunny Love Bites book is a perfect gift for those getting over a love loss, those with a wicked sense of humor and those who simply scoff at vanetine's Day.
And this one is autographed by the sarcastic author himself!

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Lonely Heart Pillowcases

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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Sleeping alone this Valentine's?
Well, have I got a pillowcase for you!
the owner of a lonely heart case from etsy.

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Broken heart necklace by Dottie Speck

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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There are an awful lot of heart necklaces out there, but this one, a matte sterling silver broken heart, is so sweet.

I don't know if the pendant actually comes apart or not, so someone can wear the other half...you'll have to ask the designer, Dottie Speck.

And for those of us who don't have a valentine this year, it may just be the perfect gift to buy yourself.

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Broken Hearts Postcards - Overrated

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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Dee Projects on etsy makes this and other anti-valentine sentiment postcards.

It simply says it all.

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Love Sucks T-shirt

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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No one knows how much love can suck better than Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen, so celebrate the anti-love with this cool looking t=shirt of Sid and nancy along with Love Sucks in goth script.

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OUCH! Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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Perfect little toothpick holder for those in an anti-valentines sort of mood.

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Sterling silver Unwedding Ring

Updated Nov 5, 2006

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11 people recommended this item

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Fancy makes some really unusual, funny and cute sterling silver products. I especially like this 'unwedding ring'. Great gift for the newly divorced, the 'living in sin' couple or the perpetually single. Not only funny, but it looks good! (via fancyjewels.com)

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Love Patchs

Updated Feb 2, 2008

2 people recommended this item

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This is actually a "Stop Caring About Love" pack of patches from Atypyk.
12 patches designed to break that addiction!

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Broken Heart Robot

Updated Feb 2, 2008

20 people recommended this item

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Can't have an anti valentines list without the sweet and sad broken hearted robot. (via unbrokenheart)

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Love Sucks Big Time (happy bunny) Cosmetic Case -

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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The Happy Bunny stuff by Jim Benton is always hilariously hostile.
The Love Sucks Big Time cosmetic case is a perfect example.

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Love Stinks: Selected Quotes on Jealousy, Revenge, and Betrayal

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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A book about the bitter aspects of love.
The title pretty much says it all.
Author Gin sander.

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10" Bearington "Love Stinks" Bear -

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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A teddy clad in a skunk suit holding a love stinks heart.
No room for misinterpretation here.

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The Ex Knife Holder

Updated Feb 2, 2008

36 people recommended this item

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can't have an anti-valentine's day list without this classic bitter ex product.
The Ex Knifeholder, available in red, black and chrome.
No matter what color, it's equally bitter :)

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Sutured Heart Necklace

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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2 people recommended this item

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there's nothing more hopeful than a heart on the mend.
This sutured heart is a sweet reminder that hearts are fragile.
sterling silver by idle hands design

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BitterSweets™

Updated Feb 2, 2008

2 people recommended this item

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Valentine's day is not all hearts and candy for everyone.
With three available collections, Bittersweets are conversation hearts with not such nice sayings on them.
Available in dejected, dumped or dysfunctional collections.
They come in a nice little tin, too.

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About this list
Valentine's Day isn't all hearts and candy for everyone. With the single population higher than ever, divorce rates increasing and those who's hearts are on the mend, here are some products for those who'd rather celebrate the St. Valentine's Day Massacre than the holiday.
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