I Hate Valentine's Day - a list by laurasweet

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Valentine's Day isn't all hearts and candy for everyone. With the single population higher than ever, divorce rates increasing and those who's hearts are on the mend, here are some products for those who'd rather celebrate the St. Valentine's Day Massacre than the holiday.

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R.I.P. break up candle!

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it's about time someone created a mourning candle for those relationships that have ended. This fun one is by Greece Is for Lovers and you simply write the name of the ex in the space and then burn the memories away!

Updated Feb 28, 2009

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worthysoycandles :: I Defy You, Heartman - Hang Man Purse/Bag

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ah, a perfect addition to my "I Hate Valentines Day" list. This hand knitted cupid hung from a noose whose belly zips open to hold items so it can be used as a handbag if so desired.

Apparently, there are several people with a bit of animosity toward the winged love mesenger because this baby is already sold out!

Updated Feb 7, 2009

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  • handmade cupid noose
  • hung cupid
  • I defy you heartman

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Black Roses in Coffin Box or devil

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No nicer way to say "I don't love you" than to send these silk black roses in a devil container or a single black silk rose in a coffin box.
I guarantee you won't get a 'thank you' card!

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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Sterling silver Unwedding Ring

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Fancy makes some really unusual, funny and cute sterling silver products. I especially like this 'unwedding ring'. Great gift for the newly divorced, the 'living in sin' couple or the perpetually single. Not only funny, but it looks good! (via fancyjewels.com)

Updated Nov 5, 2006

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St Valentine's Day Massacre movie posters

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Vintage St. Valentine's Day movie poster.
Hang this up to celebrate Feb. 14th!

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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BlueQ "Go Intercourse Yourself" Lip Balm

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Got a bitter friend this Valentine's Day? Someone whose lips are chapped from lack of kissing?
Well, Blue Q's "Go Intercourse Yourself" is the perfect Anti Valentines Day gift.

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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Three Anti-Valentines Cross Stitch Pattern Charts

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Not everyone loves valentine's day. So, what better way to share that sentiment than with a bitter needlepoint/cross stitch kit that shouts it to the world.
3 fun designs from Fuzzy Bunny Crafts:
Happy F***ing Valentine's.
Cupid Is Stupid
Love Sucks

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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Love Sucks Belt Buckle

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The fun and funky tattoo-inspired Love Sucks belt buckle.
Clearly made to hold up the pants of someone who's not taking them off for someone special!

Updated Feb 2, 2008

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BitterSweets

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For all the lovely single/anti valentine people, I give you candy hearts that are made just for you! These candy hearts come in 3 different sets of tins, for the Dejected, Dumped and Dysfunctional. Here are some sample sayings:

From the Dejected box: "I'm Broke", "Dork magnet", "Settle 4 Less?"
From the Dumped box: : "U left seat Up", "I Got Sober", "Booty2 Big"/
From the Dysfunctional box: "Parole is up!", "I want half", "no Fix 4 Dumb", "I Love me 2".

Updated Dec 12, 2008

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