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Being a yuppie is harder than it looks. You need some solid tips and techniques for making it in the big leagues - here is your answer. The ultimate guide to making it!

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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American Psycho (Uncut Killer Collector's Edition)

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Christian Bale is the sexiest yuppie of all. He is smart, successful and has great status in social circles... we'll just forget about the fact that he is also a psychotic killer who rapes, murders and dismembers both strangers and acquaintances without provocation or purpose. Learn from his success not his failures.

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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The Best 366 Colleges, 2008 Edition (College Admissions Guides)

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Yuppies only go to the best universities. How else are they going to be successful?

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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Lacoste Essential by Lacoste for Men

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Can you smell that? Oh yes. It is the smell of success!

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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Lacoste Short Sleeve Piqué Polo - Polos

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Any good yuppie is going to look his best even when slumming it. The only way to do this is with a nicely tailored polo shirt. And that alligator! Too cute!

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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J.Crew Heritage tab-front chinos

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Chinos are a staple of the yuppie wardrobe. You have to look sleek and stylish despite slumming it with the plebs on the weekend. (via SusanW)

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Broken-In Chino by J.Crew

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Every yuppie dude needs a casual pair of chinos. You will look like all class while you wear them as you slum it.

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J Crew Broken-in Chino Short

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Keep it classy while you slum it. These shorts are tailored and attractive - you won't look like any of the plebs with these on, no worries. (via designdude)

Updated Jul 30, 2008