In Case of Aliens - a list by er1n

Options for This Page

About this list:

Just in case you get abducted or the mothership lands and the aliens invade...

Qualifications:

recovering abductee

Viewing 11-20 of 25 Items

Cervelo Bikes

2 people recommended this item

Description

When the aliens come, they will no doubt disable all of your electronics and your vehicle. You are going to need this high performance bike to elude the invading creatures. You can always use this for exercise or a triathalon before the aliens come - you'll be in shape.

Updated Aug 6, 2008

Comment

This is:

Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health

First to recommend

Description

Find out more about the aliens. You need to be prepared, just in case.

Updated Aug 6, 2008

For people who like:

Comment

This is:

Basic Lab Supply Pack

First to recommend

Description

Get involved in science and learn about your world. But more importantly, you can keep a stash of potions that will kill the aliens when they invade.

Updated Aug 6, 2008

Comment

This is:

Pure Romance Butt Plug

First to recommend

Description

Don't let the aliens in. You do not want to end up like Cartman from Southpark. This will protect you and maybe even be pleasurable.

Updated Aug 6, 2008

1 comment

This is:

Champion Map Roswell, New Mexico

First to recommend

Description

The aliens have been there before and they will go there again. Get familiar with the territory - this is the only way to defeat them.

Updated Aug 6, 2008

Comment

This is:

Palco Firepower Full Auto Mini Electric Machine Gun

First to recommend

Description

small, compact, deadly - a winning combination to kill the alien invaders. They will not know what hit them,

Updated Aug 6, 2008

For people who like:

Comment

This is:

FIJI Natural Artesian Water

19 people recommended this item

Description

Fiji is so tasty (for a water taste that is) and I love the bottle. I try to always carry a bottle of water with me, if I don't I won't ever drink the stuff.

Updated Feb 20, 2007

For people who like:

Comment

This is:

Nuclear Biological Chemical Public Safety Suit

First to recommend

Description

Who knows what the heck those aliens have all over them. This is the best defense you can get (as a civilian). Take advantage - so necessary.

Updated Aug 6, 2008

For people who like:

Comment

This is:

The Alien Abduction Lamp

6 people recommended this item

Description

Wow... just... wow. I need this. This has to live in my house.

Updated Jan 6, 2009

Comment

This is:

UFO-02 Detector

First to recommend

Description

Detects magnetic and electromagnetic disturbances. Compact, simple and under $100. You need this. I can say no more. Just get it.

Updated Oct 7, 2008

Comment

This is:

Viewing 11-20 of 25 Items

ThisNext: Become a Member

  • Shopping ideas just for you
  • It's easy and free
  • Takes less than a minute

Lists

Image of er1n

Elegant Valentine's Place Setting

Updated Feb 9, 2009

Image of er1n

Bar Essentials

Updated Feb 9, 2009

My list of everything you need to start off your bar the right way.

Image of er1n

The Depression Hurts Everywhere

Updated Jan 14, 2009

this is super not serious. be warned.

Image of er1n

Winter Warm Up

Updated Dec 17, 2008

Some things to keep you bundled up and snuggly as it starts to get chilly.

Image of er1n

Christmas Trees

Updated Nov 26, 2008

ThisNext Information

Copyright ©2005-2009 ThisNext, Inc.