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Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure t-shirt
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Hi. Welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean. The water's clean. Even the dirt... is clean. Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent waterslides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great. But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two on the correct path, the basis of our society will be in danger. Don't worry. It'll all make sense. I'm a professional.
Updated Sep 5, 2008
Neon Delorean Back To The Future t-shirt
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I foresee two possibilities. One, coming face to face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock and she'd simply pass out. Or two, the encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy....
Well, that's a relief....
Updated Sep 5, 2008
Twin Pines Mall Back To The Future t-shirt
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This is uh... This is heavy duty, Doc. This is great. Uh, does it run, like, on regular unleaded gasoline?
Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - plutonium.
Uh, plutonium? Wait a minute. Are - Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?
Hey, hey, hey. Keep rolling. Keep rolling, there. No, no, no, no, no. This sucker's electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.
Doc, you don't just walk into a store and-and buy plutonium. Did you rip that off?
Shhhhhh. Of course. From a group of Libyan nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn, gave them a shiny bomb-casing full of used pinball machine parts! Come on! Let's get you a radiation suit. We must prepare to reload.
Updated Sep 5, 2008
Dr Brown Enterprises t-shirt
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I went to a rejuvenation clinic and got a whole natural overhaul. They took out some wrinkles, did hair repair, changed the blood, added a good 30 to 40 years to my life. They also replaced my spleen and colon. What do you think?
Updated Sep 5, 2008
Delorean Fire Tracks t-shirt
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious s#!t.
Updated Sep 5, 2008
1.21 Gigowatts Back to the Future t-shirt
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1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!
What-what the hell is a gigawatt?
Updated Sep 5, 2008
Flux Capacitor Back to the Future t-shirt
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This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If... If we could somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!
Updated Sep 5, 2008
Back To The Future t-shirt
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I'm buying this in honour of Michael J Fox being the first man I ever loved. Now if I can only find some "teen wolf" memorabilia...I will be satisfied...
Updated Aug 27, 2008
Fight Club Poster t-shirt
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I say let me never be complete
I say may I never be content
I say deliver me from Swedish furniture
I say deliver me for clever art
I say deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth
I say you have to give up
I say evolve
And let the chips fall where they may....
Updated Sep 5, 2008
Fight Club t-shirt
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In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.
Updated Sep 5, 2008
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