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Works Great Fight Club t-shirt

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We have front row seats for this theatre of mass destruction.

The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin.

In two minutes primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble.

I know this because Tyler knows this.

Updated Sep 5, 2008

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Ash Army Of Darkness t-shirt

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My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once. A job...

Umm... Hardware aisle twelve, shop smart, shop S-Mart!

I had a wonderful girlfriend Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. t seems an archeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomiconexmortis. The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Samarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods, something evil.

It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.

But that didn't stop it, it came back big time.

For God's sake how do you stop it?

Updated Sep 5, 2008

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Army of Darkness Boom Stick Shirt

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Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Updated Sep 5, 2008

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Strawberry Fields

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Peculiar Purple Pieman's in my tree
I mean, it must be high or low
That is, you cant, you know, tune in, but its all right
Porcupine Peak is not too bad....

Updated Sep 5, 2008

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Ferris Bueller Sausage King t-shirt

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You're Abe Froman?
That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
The Sausage King of Chicago?
Uh yeah, that's me.
Look, I'm very busy. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?
Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?
I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
Snooty?
Snotty.
Snotty?

Updated Sep 5, 2008

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Geek Love Poem T-shirt

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What Happen? Someone set us up the bomb! Main screen turn on! All your base are belong to us! MAKE YOUR TIME!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Updated Sep 5, 2008

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Cobra Kai Shirt

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Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!

Updated Sep 5, 2008

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I Failed the Turing Test

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HELLO, MY NAME IS DOCTOR SBAITSO
I AM HERE TO HELP YOU
SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY
OUR CONVERSATION WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE
MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED OFF AFTER YOU LEAVE
SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS

Updated Sep 5, 2008

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I Never Finish Anyth

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So pathetic, it makes me want to immediately finish everything I've ever started.. but then I'd have nothing left to do.

I'm not sure which is worse.

Updated Sep 5, 2008

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I see dead pixels.

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I'd say something about them walking around like regular pixels, but let's face it, silly - pixels can't walk.

Updated Sep 5, 2008

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