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D&G DOLCE&GABBANA Lapin trim gloves
First to recommend
Description
Perfect to slap a man with the next time he disrespects.
Like proposing you be his housewife instead of a hooker?
What does he think? You're bad in math and bed? (via Dolce & Gabbana Gloves)
Updated Nov 19, 2007
Missoni Leather Lattice Belt
First to recommend
3 people recommended this item
Description
Pick: mom jeans and getting belted into boring, or this Missoni lattice belt barely caging your creativity.
One’s risque and risky.
One’s plain scary. (via Missoni Belt)
Updated Nov 14, 2007
Signed Kieselstein Cord Alligator Ring
First to recommend
Description
Nice is nice, bite is better. (via Kieselstein Cord Alligator Ring)
Updated Nov 12, 2007
Alexander McQueen Corsage Vinyl Sandals
First to recommend
3 people recommended this item
Description
Unlike wall flowers, unlike copycats and catty housewives, these roses could easily stand on their own.
Eyes wide shut, imagine:
The roses would make great pasties, right? (via Alexander McQueen Shoes)
Updated Nov 9, 2007
Mirror Leather Envelope Clutch
First to recommend
7 people recommended this item
Description
Use the mirror metallic leather to triple-check yourself as often as you like, without anyone knowing.
And you should–you look hot, even better than the dude you’re dancing with.
So ditch him.
Updated Nov 6, 2007
Oscar de la Renta Jeweled Sash Belt
First to recommend
Description
Life is less drudging through democracy and more aspiring to aristocracy. Life is pulling yourself above the mess of the masses. Life is besting the rest in your own way: maybe you’re a baroness of business, a princess of pop, maybe–
You just give great brain.
Updated Nov 5, 2007
Christian Louboutin Anemone Stiletto Pumps
First to recommend
23 people recommended this item
Description
I need some new jogging shoes. (via Christian Louboutin Shoes)
Updated Feb 8, 2008
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Brian Atwood Tori Leather Pumps
First to recommend
2 people recommended this item
Description
Better to be a whore than a housewife:
One’s all fair trade and freedom, and the other’s a leash in the form of a shared bank account.
One's Brian Atwood shoes in mad red, the other's terrycloth slippers.
Shudder. (via Brian Atwood Shoes)
Updated Oct 29, 2007
Double Ring- snake
3 people recommended this item
Description
The Devil styled himself a snake to tempt Eve to eat from the Tree of Knowledge.
I slip on this double snake Boucheron ring myself and go sip from the Starbucks of Los Angeles.
As for sharing anything sinfully delish with an Adam--
Dude was a puss. (via Boucheron Ring)
Updated Oct 29, 2007
Paul Smith Naked Lady with Camera Cufflinks
First to recommend
2 people recommended this item
Description
There are better ways to mix pleasure with your business trips when your girl's missing, than sitting in front of your PC alone at night.
I mean, really--
Email me your locale and I'll get you a classy companion. (via Paul Smith Naked Lady Cufflinks)
Updated Oct 25, 2007
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