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David McCaul Rings

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A total square, a real L7, I adore this David McCaul ring. Its squared to the third power, but boss in bold gold, its uncompromising intelligence is true to itself, this David McCaul ring--

Would look perfect with nothing but some trashy lingerie. (via David McCaul Ring)

Updated Oct 3, 2007

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White Gold Drop Earrings

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You could be a little star, cookie-cut into an indistinct blink that fast fades from the forefront, or you could be a diamond in the rough, fingerprint unique, unpolished and evolving, and unapologetically confident in your raw beauty.

You could also invest two grand in your career so that you can afford these 20-grand Diamond in the Rough earrings on your own, or you could buy breast implants and get a guy to gift you these Diamond in the Rough earrings now.

F**k, tough call.

I mean, back to building my career… (via Diamond in the Rough Earrings)

Updated Oct 2, 2007

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NJOY Pure Wand Dildo

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One look at the NJOY Pure Wand, and you'll see a stainless steel sex toy that not only could be made into a work of art for your display, but a double edged dildo that could take you to heightened pleasures and ecstasy. (via MyNaughtyDiva.com)

Updated Jul 2, 2008

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Jules Smith Designs 'carwash' Earrings

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These "car wash" earrings look like they might keep dirty things from getting into my ears.

I don't know about coming out of my mouth, though. (via Jules Smith Earrings)

Updated Sep 28, 2007

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Folding Porsche Sunglasses

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Most people's "when I make it" includes a car they'll accessorize with leather interiors that clean nice after pricey blow jobs, but I'd rather own Porsche sunglasses--Carrera-style--and a driver, than a Carrera.

Till Alfred's chauffeuring me to strip clubs, I'll be in fifth gear in five-inch heels and these Porsche sunglasses, sipping a hellish hot soy latte,double-checking appointments on a smart phone smarter than I, I--

Figure I can blame an accident on being a ¼ Asian Cracker Jap. (via Porsche Sunglasses)

Updated Sep 28, 2007

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KJL Crystal Cocktail Ring

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Boss, bold, and overblown, this Kenneth Jay Lane cocktail ring is just how I want the life I can buy after investing my money right.

You know, my yacht the SS K, the home in the Hamptons, and a certain part of the decades-younger-than-me Italian boy toy I'll keep around. (via Kenneth Jay Lane Ring)

Updated Sep 27, 2007

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Elongated Shiny Silver Clutch by Kotur

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A clever sliver of silver, this Kotur clutch is so simple it's brilliant, so minimalist it's rich, this clutch is a metaphor of how I plan to live.

Relatedly, the Kotur clutch looks like a designer dildo. (via Kotur Clutch)

Updated Sep 26, 2007

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Lelo Yva Vibrator

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Sex isn't a dirty deed you do in the dark with a dude.

Sex is a lush luxury you lavish yourself with because you deserve it, sex is a selfish pleasure you share with someone worthy, sex is a carefully tooled tool for a celebration of living the life you love.

Sex is a Lelo vibrator, handcrafted in 18K gold plate, richly minimalist for a strong vibe, and sex and a Lelo vibrator are your perfect accessory for that boring party you're attending. (via Lelo Vibrator)

Updated Sep 25, 2007

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Dolce Vita Stella Shoes

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Wedding white, with a subtly S-E-X vibe, these mary janes are perfect for first dates.

Like at a strip joint. (via Dolce Vita Shoes)

Updated Sep 24, 2007

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Pedro Garcia Patent Ankle Boots

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Ruthlessly clean in design, just a bare bootie that's glossy boss, these Pedro Garcia boots are a reminder of what life should be:

Simple, smart, and--

Oozing S-E-X. (via Pedro Garcia Booties)

Updated Sep 24, 2007

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