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Juicy Couture Dollar Spinner Charm

First to recommend

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Happiness costs five bucks at Starbucks, happiness costs a lifetime of trading everything for achieving your own values, happiness when someone compliments your Juicy Couture charm "Boss" costs half a Benjamin and--

Probably a little kid in China his childhood.

Happiness is f'ing expensive.

Put it on my AmEx. (via Juicy Couture Charm "Dollar Spinner")

Updated Sep 21, 2007

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Oh Deer 'Jamocha' Pump - View All

4 people recommended this item

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These shoes are boss with flapper frocks.
Or nothing.

I mean it. (via Oh Deer Shoes)

Updated Feb 21, 2008

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White Crocodile Medallion Silver Cuff

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I love this Unearthed crocodile cuff as an "Eff you" to an ancient species that'd make a bracelet out of my albino skin--it's very exotic in Los Angeles--if it had the brains to do so.

I love being on top of the food chain. (via Unearthed Crocodile Cuff)

Updated Sep 20, 2007

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Jimmy Choo Beach patent leather boots

First to recommend

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Though I think the world is black and white truths and a rainbow of feeling, sometimes I see the gray: I'm confident enough to wonder if I'll be smart enough to max out my potential, I don't want to get locked down in wedlock but I wonder if I'll meet anyone I'd like to marry, and I--

Wonder when these Jimmy Choo boots will go on sale. (via Jimmy Choo Boots)

Updated Sep 19, 2007

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Agent Provocateur Jackie Waspie

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2 people recommended this item

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A chic cincher that's second-skin enough to slip under your littlest black dress when you go to work--lewd wink--and boss enough to belt a virgin-white buttondown--

For church on Sunday.

You've got to convince Jesus to forgive you your sins someway, and dude did hang with hookers. (via Agent Provocateur Cincer)

Updated Sep 18, 2007

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Devi Kroell Crystal-Embellished Clutch

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Wood becomes urbane as a fresh material for evening gear, set off by rectangular crystals as clear as your independent vision, in a rich brown so that the Devi Kroell clutch box is boss with your chocolate mink coat.

When you take yourself on a date to a vegan cafe. (via Devi Kroell Clutch)

Updated Sep 17, 2007

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CAMPISE - Pill Necklace

3 people recommended this item

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Just about the only pill I'll pop.

Snorting espresso grinds gets me going far enough. (via Barely Living Through Chemistry)

Updated Sep 14, 2007

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Embroidered Rose Crotchless Panty

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My name is Kristopher, and I'm addicted to trashy lingerie. (via What Your K Is...)

Updated Sep 12, 2007

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Betsey Johnson Axle Sandals

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Hooker heels in 24K piping and leopard print are perfect when I hit Sunset Blvd.

A sidewalk cafe.

Not a street corner. (via Betsey Johnson Shoes)

Updated Sep 11, 2007

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18kt. Yellow gold cougar ring with ruby eyes

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The perfect ring for me to marry myself with, as we all know what I'll be called when I'm well into my 50s, Botoxed and beautiful and busting balls. (via David Webb Ring)

Updated Sep 11, 2007

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Updated Oct 8, 2007

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Updated Jul 3, 2007

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