A Suck-Free Valentine's Day - a list by FancyPants

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The most overrated "holiday" EVER. Bar none. Here's how to have a nice time, without emotionally blackmailing your loved ones for pricey symbols of affection.

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Sterling silver Unwedding Ring

12 people recommended this item

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For all of us who hate answering the "when" question...

Seriously, does this not amplify as you (1) get older and (2) date someone for more than twenty minutes...

Am seriously considering wearing this to my younger sister's wedding... it's the least I can do... she did decide to have it a 2pm, outside, IN AUGUST.

Updated Jan 7, 2008

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FORGET ME KNOT NECKLACES

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I like this. You can still convey a cheese-ball sentiment "forget me not" without becoming, well, a cheese-ball.

I obviously mean no offense to the most glorious of snacky foods.

$75

Updated Jan 7, 2008

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Sephora: CARGO GlossyGreetings Cards: Lip Gloss

2 people recommended this item

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Rather than send a boring Valentine to co-workers (I choo-choo-choose you) give them something to swoom over... like Lipgloss and swell graphic design.

Updated Jan 4, 2008

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Smittens

12 people recommended this item

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This is ridiculous. For times when you can't bear not having a hand to hold. And for a man that doesn't mind wear A MITTEN. We have Smittens.

Obviously for those who have just started dating... cause me and the boyfriend have never sacrificed person style for perambulating...

Give this to your saccharine friends who are sooooo in love... and then snicker when she forces her HunnyBunny to wear it.

Updated Jan 4, 2008

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YIDDISH PROVERB MONEY CLIP

2 people recommended this item

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"With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well too."

Aint that the truth!! I think I am going to buy this for my grandpa (PawPaw)... he'd get a real kick out of it.

$18

Updated Jan 4, 2008

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"I Love You" Toast Stamper

15 people recommended this item

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I once dated this artist/hockey player in Toronto. After one very drink filled evening I awoke to his best attempt at breakfast in bed. It was 7 slices of toast, a glass of lukewarm water and a clementine orange.

If you are going to be THAT lame, at least stamp a heartfelt sentiment on it. Jerk.

Updated Dec 23, 2008

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Mix Tape USB Drive

22 people recommended this item

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Let's go old school. You can even give this to someone you love ;-)

Updated Aug 30, 2009

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THE EX VOODOO KNIFE SET - Pink

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3 people recommended this item

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If for you a suck-free Valentine's Day is best served with a side of bitterness, this is for you.
Not only can you slice up some tasty stir fry you can continue to ram a sharp edge into your ex-lover's nether regions...
Healthy and psycho. Yum.

Updated Jan 4, 2008

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Heart Warmer Hot Water Bottle

3 people recommended this item

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Maybe the karma gods have conspired against you and now instead of spooning with your significant other(s) you are curled up in the fetal position in the bathroom cursing your uterus (and fertility in general).

Though it may not make you feel any better, it might be nice to curl up against a cute hot water bottle and take half a dozen ibuprofen.

Updated Jan 4, 2008

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"Heart" Paper Clips

9 people recommended this item

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Perfect for clipping a photo to a love note or a personal greeting to a wedding invitation, these charming heart shaped paper clips will evoke a sweet feeling even if they just clip a check to an invoice!

Updated Mar 8, 2008

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