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A Suck-Free Valentine's Day - a list by FancyPants
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The most overrated "holiday" EVER. Bar none. Here's how to have a nice time, without emotionally blackmailing your loved ones for pricey symbols of affection.
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Girlfriend of the Year, 2007
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mile high kit
13 people recommended this item
Description
Goodness...
Here I am perusing RedEnvelope.com looking at the midly boring, safe and somewhat sedate gifts and I come across this...
A little kit complete with condoms, lube, feather (?!), blindfold and personal massager... all in a discrete case perfect for Mile High Members...
All I'm saying is-
If you have enough time to whip out the feather and blindfold you probably aren't flying coach on a Southwest flight to Newark...
Updated Mar 11, 2008
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Swiss Army Memory Tool
2 people recommended this item
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Everytime my boyfriend sees this in a store he instantly picks it up, and then puts it back. He's the far more sensible one in our relationship.
The tool combines his insatiable need to be glued to his computer with the outdoorsy functionality of a Swiss Army product, albeit a little more city-fied.
And when he opens his little pressie he's going to be happy, and then chastise me for spending "too much money" on him. Love it.
Updated Jan 4, 2008
Slice of Cake Pouch
8 people recommended this item
Description
You can have your cake, eat it, and
also stash coins, make up and other
items in this delightful cake slice pouch
by fred flare! Zipper goes all the way
around cake.
Updated Oct 30, 2008
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Plush Heart
First to recommend
7 people recommended this item
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Much more friendly that the standard heart, this is sweet but not saccharine.
Perfect for people who are newly coupled and don't want to go over the top or seem needy.
Updated Jan 4, 2008
Heart Shaped Pasta
First to recommend
Description
Instead of stomping your feet and pouting for Kobe beef, why don't you cook a special dinner. You do know how to cook, right?
Not that I'm a huge pasta fan, but I like the little shaped. Quite darling.
Updated Jan 4, 2008
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Sephora: NARS Deep Throat Blush & Striptease Lip Gloss Set: Combination Sets
3 people recommended this item
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With a names like "Deep Throat Blush & Striptease Lip Gloss", this beauty set is perfect for Valentine's Day. You really can't beat NARS lipgloss, it's the perfect mix of color and shine. (via Sephora)
Updated Jan 29, 2008
lip melamine appetizer plate shopping in CB2 party plates
2 people recommended this item
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Things I love:
The color red and Andy Warhol.
Seriously, for less than $2 you can have a little melanine serving dish to grace your table.
Updated Dec 12, 2007
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