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Cause I am Mean on the Inside ... - a list by LaurenMessiah
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and pretty on the outside
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Evil on the inside, sweet looking on the outside
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JunkMail Greetings- You're a Special Kind of Crazy
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This looks like a card that might end up in my mailbox. Yeah, that's fine. I will admit I am a touch crazy but stay tuned for the rest of my JunkMail Greetings cards because I am sure there are some directed towards everyone that I know out there. So don't take it personally, or do. Whatever.
Updated Jun 11, 2008
JunkMail Greetings - Congratulations on Your Mediocrity
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The mediocre need cards too. We fabulous people are running out of places to put our various cards of worship.
Updated Jun 11, 2008
JunkMail Greetings- Do you really need that slice of pie?
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Just trying to help a sister out. It IS bikini after all. Will that slice of pie wipe your tears when you are looking like a hot mess on the beach? No it won't ... I have been waiting for that son of a bitch to hand me the tissues with no results.
Updated Jun 11, 2008
JunkMail Greetings - If you can't get your dignity back, at least get your underwear
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These should come with condoms or vice versa. But really, underwear aren't cheap and can be used as blackmail so don't just leave them anywhere.
Updated Jun 11, 2008
JunkMail Greetings- Karma Called. And She Didn't Sound Happy
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If Karma is real then I have a lot of splaining to do. Said in the voice of Ricky Ricardo.
Updated Jun 11, 2008
JunkMail Greetings- Not Impressed
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A great alternative to Thank You cards because sometimes you can't fake thanks.
Updated Jun 11, 2008
JunkMail Greetings - It's a good thing you're pretty
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No kidding ... when I got accepted into fashion school my dad said those exact words to me. Apparently in his day fashion degrees were a joke. He also added in a "you better hope you marry rich". Oh Daddy, I don't need a man's salary -- my piddly little fashion degree has taken me quite far thank you. But really much love for Dad, negativity drives me to the top.
Updated Jun 11, 2008
JunkMail Greetings- Success isn't for everyone
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If it were then success wouldn't be as sweet for successful people such as myself.
Updated Jun 11, 2008
HateMail Greetings- You're Engaged, Even after all that free milk.
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Excuse my vulgarity but this is for all of those ho-bags I went to high school with who spent a lot of time time behind the bleachers and still managed to score a husband who is probably balding and working hard on that beer gut. Cheers to you girls!
Updated Jun 11, 2008
JunkMail Greetings- You're a Hot Mess
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Perhaps one of my favorite sayings as many of my co-workers know all too well. If you are a hot mess you best believe I am gonna call you out on that.
Updated Jun 11, 2008
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