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Products That Sound Dirty...But Aren't - a list by HomerFish

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This stuff has been around for ages and is used, if I'm not mistaken, for keeping one's board maintained. But it sounds SUPER dirty, doesn't it?

It also comes in snowboard, skateboard, hockey and other assorted "flavors."

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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Clinch Nut

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What did you think this would be? It's a fastening system. Duh. This site offers many choices, so you can choose what, um, size...nut...you prefer. Some clinch, but others don't - FYI. Just choose the type of nut that suits you best.

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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Penetrating Wagner's Ring: An Anthology

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From a review on Amazon:

"...Access to his darkest area has traditionally been restricted to those lucky few capable of maintaining strong, determined strokes...

(...of scholarly investigation...")

This is obviously a literary piece about Dick Wagner's Ring Cycle. Which is an opera.

'Nuff said.

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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Swiffer

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How can a cleaning product sound so drrrrty?

Swiffer has some sort of magical dust magnetizing property that makes cleaning more fun.

Good, clean fun, in fact.

If you like that sort of thing...

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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Do-All Outdoors Professional Single 3/4 Cock Trap

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Unfortunately, I got nuthin for this one. Seriously. Speechless. This thing looks intense, though. If you're looking for a Do-All Professional Cock Trap, this would definitely be the one to go with. I know I would.

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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Mold Craft Hooker - Unrigged

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This is described as being "one of the most successful trolling lures ever." Well I should say so!

"Hookers are the pace setter in lure design technology, being short for better hook up's and fat and blunt for maximum water disturbance."

There you have it folks - everything you ever wanted to know about the latest in "hooking technology." Now go out and teach it to the kids.

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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Pussy Willow

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There is sinking to an all new low and then there is sinking several levels below that. I have reached the later. Hey - did I mention that this is a *bush*? Wow. Yeah. I know, I know. Buy some pussy...willow...today! You can get ANYTHING on the Internet.

Updated Aug 14, 2008