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Zog's Sex Wax
4 people recommended this item
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Don’t slap me! Although the name may sound a bit off-colored, Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax is simply a catchy name for the best surfboard wax on the market. Make sure to buy a few bars because surfing on a slippery board is a “total bummer!” Price – between $1.00 – 2.00 a bar
Updated May 17, 2007
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Clinch Nut
First to recommend
Description
What did you think this would be? It's a fastening system. Duh. This site offers many choices, so you can choose what, um, size...nut...you prefer. Some clinch, but others don't - FYI. Just choose the type of nut that suits you best.
Updated Jul 30, 2008
Penetrating Wagner's Ring: An Anthology
First to recommend
Description
From a review on Amazon:
"...Access to his darkest area has traditionally been restricted to those lucky few capable of maintaining strong, determined strokes...
(...of scholarly investigation...")
This is obviously a literary piece about Dick Wagner's Ring Cycle. Which is an opera.
'Nuff said.
Updated Jul 30, 2008
Swiffer
First to recommend
Description
How can a cleaning product sound so drrrrty?
Swiffer has some sort of magical dust magnetizing property that makes cleaning more fun.
Good, clean fun, in fact.
If you like that sort of thing...
Updated Jul 30, 2008
Do-All Outdoors Professional Single 3/4 Cock Trap
First to recommend
Description
Unfortunately, I got nuthin for this one. Seriously. Speechless. This thing looks intense, though. If you're looking for a Do-All Professional Cock Trap, this would definitely be the one to go with. I know I would.
Updated Jul 30, 2008
Mold Craft Hooker - Unrigged
First to recommend
Description
This is described as being "one of the most successful trolling lures ever." Well I should say so!
"Hookers are the pace setter in lure design technology, being short for better hook up's and fat and blunt for maximum water disturbance."
There you have it folks - everything you ever wanted to know about the latest in "hooking technology." Now go out and teach it to the kids.
Updated Jul 30, 2008
Pussy Willow
First to recommend
Description
There is sinking to an all new low and then there is sinking several levels below that. I have reached the later. Hey - did I mention that this is a *bush*? Wow. Yeah. I know, I know. Buy some pussy...willow...today! You can get ANYTHING on the Internet.
Updated Aug 14, 2008
Happy Sacks
8 people recommended this item
Description
I thought I would be the first to recommend!
Never seen anything like it, but if I could justify spending $20 on trash bags, I would buy a lifetime supply.
Love that it's amazing design AND recyclable plastic.
Updated Jul 7, 2009
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