The Path to Self Destruction is Paved with Gold - a list by LaurenMessiah

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It's summertime, which to me means destruction-time! Put on your party shoes kids because it's time to get wild.

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I like to party all the time

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Trojan Magnum Condoms, Box of 36 Large Size Condoms, Extra Large Size for Added Comfort

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4 people recommended this item

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The path of destruction is bound to be sprinkled with some summer romance. Wrap it up kids! For god's sake it's a jungle of STD's out there. Hopefully your paved path of gold will require an "extra large size for added comfort" ... if you know what I am sayin.

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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STOLICHNAYA - Vanil (Vanilla) - Russian Vodka

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2 people recommended this item

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Back in my younger years I used to be a gin and tonic kind of girl. That was of course until I realized that tonic water was full of calories! A girl who is getting older (damn, did I just say that) can't just guzzle calories like that if she can help it so I have switched my wicked ways.

Now I am a vodka soda girl -- soda water has no calories but generally tastes like crap. That "tastes like crap" problem can be solved with some flavored vodka, like Stoli Vanilla. Mmm mmm delicious!

Updated Apr 8, 2008

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Red Bull Energy Drink

18 people recommended this item

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Fashion Kitty only drinks the sugar free variety- which is vital for partying all night long.

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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Cris Notti Wild Nights Sleep Mask - Leopard

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A sleep mask is a key ingredient when it comes to self destruction because sometimes you have to shut that party down with force. It's like a bird ... throw a blanket over the cage and that birdy is out.

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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Nat Sherman- Colored Cigarettes

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2 people recommended this item

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Smoking is bad kids, its bad but these are kinda cool (in a horrible bad way). They are colored with gold tips! Fun ... but BAD.

Updated Apr 29, 2008

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BlackBerry

12 people recommended this item

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Fashion Kitty goes no where without her crackberry NOWHERE... How else will she collect phone numbers. A single kitten NEVER gives out her number, she only receives (and never calls)

Crackberry's also come in handy for placing after hour calls that you will regret as soon as you wake up to check your call history. Done it a million times.

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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Ho on the Go kit!

First to recommend

10 people recommended this item

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Ho's need to be prepared. This is just plain nasty- but its funny and I guess practical for you know...ho's and people on the path to self destruction.

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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AmEx Costco

First to recommend

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It's green like money and it gets you cash back at Costco AND it makes you feel invincible at the bar because freaking Amex keeps upping my limit. Just put it on the old Amex the magical piece of plastic that pretends to be money.

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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Wrigley's Orbit Peppermint Sugar Free Gum

2 people recommended this item

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You may be a train going full speed ahead on the path to self destruction but at least do it with fresh breath ... please. The people who you accidentally make out with or talk abnormally close to will thank you later (or might accidentally do it again).

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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