The Path to Self Destruction is Paved with Gold - a list by LaurenMessiah

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It's summertime, which to me means destruction-time! Put on your party shoes kids because it's time to get wild.

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I like to party all the time

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Blue Falcon Men's Tee

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There are probably one, maybe two people who will understand this shirt. Blue Falconing or Falconing Out is a little term I tend you use/ act out over the weekends. Don't bother looking it up because you won't find the proper definition. Just know this ... it's a damn fine thing.

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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The Self - Destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You

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I remembered that I own this book yesterday, dug it off my bookshelf and re-read this insane little handbook. It's freaking hilarious. A friend of mine bought it because well, I am GREAT at self-destruction.

Some of the winning chapters include:

• 12 Steps to a Drinking “Problem”
• Condoms Are for Suckers
• How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days

Some other little gems on how to be on drugs, date losers, and how to be a mistress.

With 8 different paths to self-destruction, I am pretty sure finding a friend who needs this book will be a cake walk.

Updated Jun 15, 2008

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