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An ecologically sound jaunt into the realm of the bizarre.... Welcome... to The Eco-Weird Zone....

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The Chopstick Bra

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Push up your cleavage with rice and miso bowls while storing reusable chopsticks in a holster on the side.

Seriously?!

Maybe we need a PETA version of this with ice cream bowls.

What? Too soon? ;)

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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edible shoe cream

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Just in case you ever wanted to spread shoe polish on your toast, now you can! Not sure why you'd want to, but hey - it's made out of pure coconut oil, so if you ever decide you want to, you'll be a step ahead of the game.

If only this had been available when Dante assured us the store was open. I wonder if it smells like coconut.

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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Eco-friendly Twig Ring

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This is perfect for all those times you wanted to cosplay Shakespeare. Come on, Puck. You know you want it.

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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Eco-Friendly Poker Table

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I know when I sit down in a smoke-filled casino downing vodka martini after gimlet after vodka martini, before I can even figure out whether I might have that coveted royal straight, I get really concerned whether or not the poker table I'm leaning against contains urea formaldehyde substrate. Don't you?!

Well, not only is the medium density fiber board in this puppy urea formaldehyde free - but the entire table is also 99% sustainable! So quit your worrying and go back to your stogies - we've got it covered, bub!

You're so neurotic. Where do they grow you?

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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EPA Dress

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How's this for wearables - this dress actually wrinkles up when exposed to smog. I'm just wondering how far the hemline on my eco-friendly burlap sack will creep up in the basin. If by "smog detection" you really mean "apparel for wannabe flashers playing Russian roulette with weather conditions," then yes. Yikes.

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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Eco Coffins

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For the discriminating environmentalist who wants to be ecologically sound - even in death! Now in Ivy, Poppy, and Autumn Leaves!

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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Eco Boat

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This is supposed to be the fastest eco boat in the world. The clincher? This fish runs on biodiesel. HUMAN FAT. The entire crew had liposuction to power the ship. Now that's dedication!

Updated Sep 26, 2008

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