SEXY GADGETS ;) - a list by lola_nejinski

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Modern life is a fertile field for designer's fantasy. Here I'll post some sexy gadgets that impressed me a lot.

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OhMiBod

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I am notorious for not knowing I own a vibrator. Really. God's honest truth. I am, perhaps, the only human in the civilized- or at least electric outlet accessible- world who did not know that the Hitachi Magic Wand was not just for the back.

I used mine on my back. A lot. And sometimes my neck. I never worked any magic elsewhere. Never crossed my mind. Did I mention that I'm IRISH Catholic? The naive kind?

Worse, I carried it around in public- like through airports.

I would even go so far as to leave it flagrantly displayed on top of all of my clothes in my luggage so that customs officials had to MANUALLY extract it and hold it up while rummaging through the rest.

All the while? I was clueless it was a vibrator. A well-known vibrator. In fact, I did everything but use it as a jump rope in terms of displaying it publicly. What can I say? A decade of Irish dancing jigging' injuries left me with a lot of aches and pains. In Catholic places. Like my lower back.

I really loved that 'ol wand.

And then in a moment I will never forget, I saw it. On tv. In a Sex and the City episode. Only Samantha didn't have any Irish dancing jigging injuries....

I can still feel the sensation of the reel of mental snapshots smacking me back and forth about my head.... all the moments in which I flounced around, all but swinging my - what I now realized was a- SEXUAL STIMULATOR around like the boa of a transgender Cher in a Pride Parade.

Of course I did what any good Irish Catholic aging schoolgirl would do. I reached for a drink. Then followed that with several more.

But that's not quite the end of that saga. Noooo. There was one last chapter for the Magic Wand... a chapter so ripe with hellbound symbolism I have to laugh. Well, now that I escaped it alive anyway.

I set myself on fire with it.

Yes, on fire. Real flames. An actual dousing with liquid was even involved. It was fairly close, I would say, to self-immolation.

Here's the deal- I was sitting at my desk at home. My back hurt. Again, I ALWAYS USED THIS AS A BACK MASSAGER. I swear. As further proof of that, the inferno happened as a result of me CROSSING MY LEGS. Unbeknownst to me, a foil gum wrapper had attached itself, like a tiny mint Joan of Ark, to the bottom of my shoe. It released itself above the computer's power strip, a shiny kamikaze Wrigley pilot on a mission to destroy the Sin Stick.

A whole bunch of bad things happened (including the shorting out of my computer) and then I realized I smelled smoke. Like burning-denim smoke. Looked down.

My pants were on fire.

Really, if I wrote these things down for a movie they would be unreal. In my actual life, though, they are what I call "the usual." I have a very visually symbolic life. It's a bit exhausting to keep up with.

At any rate, why am I telling you this? No good reason, really. Just that when I saw this Ipod Vibrator attachment, my first thought was, "Oh thank God I came across this ad. If someone had handed one to me I would have thought it was for karaoke."

Updated Oct 22, 2008

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The Orgasmatron 3000 by Dominic Wilcox

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OH! It's unbelievable=) Homey, may I wash your socks =)))) You've been washing my socks too often.

Updated Dec 17, 2007

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Gift Idea: iPod Dock Toilet Paper Holder

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Now you can enhance your experience with your favorite music from your iPod.

Updated Dec 18, 2007

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The ISIS

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For more than a year, the ISIS has challenged the most accomplished puzzle experts in the United Kingdom. At last, the ISIS phenomenon - "the most difficult puzzle ever" - has come to America.
Each ISIS is unique, with just one solution.
The puzzle is a gleaming orb, handcrafted in England of a premier alloy of aluminum and constructed of precisely engineered, moveable bands.
Each band is etched with hieroglyphics; the challenge is to position those bands in the right combination to unlock the ISIS. You are given 10 encrypted clues to decipher.

Updated Dec 19, 2007

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Inside out filligrino shaft glass dildo - Glass dildo

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Something forbidden and pleasant. Tssssssssssss......

Updated Dec 21, 2007

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Heart Beat USB Memory Key

10 people recommended this item

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USB memory key disguised as heart pendant on a silver silk cord. For 1 GB of data.

Updated Dec 4, 2008

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Digital Pen from Nokia

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Nokia’s latest offering is not a mobile phone but a digital pen which can record text onto its built-in storage on the go. Codenamed as SU-27W, this pen has 1.3 of internal memory which can store upto 100 pages of A5 sheets, Bluetooth and USB connectivity for easy transfer and a 3 hour battery life.

Updated Jan 16, 2008

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iRing bonds Apple fan, gadget in holy matrimony

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5 people recommended this item

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You know that feeling when you gaze into the eyes of your iPod or iPhone and imagine spending the rest of your life with that device? Who wouldn't want to lock into a endless bond with a gadget from this man? Soon it may be a possibility with the iRing, a conceptual design that symbolizes and eternal bond and includes quite a bit of functionality.

Updated Jan 21, 2008

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Umbrella For Two

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It's a double umbrella, perfect for couples who can't stand the thought of having their own umbrellas. If you are single with this umbrella its a good way to look like a total freak or a good way to nab yourself a potential date. (c)FashionKitty

Updated Feb 1, 2008

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T-Shirt to gift to your Valentine-GAGETS

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2 people recommended this item

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ThinkGeek has come up with something geeky yet interesting. An 8-bit Dynamic Life Shirt is up for grabs for you and your gal which has a heart bar which lights up if you’ll are at a hugging distance. This proximity based t-shirt works only when you buy a pair.

Updated Feb 5, 2008

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