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Funky Gifts for Mom - a list by AVerte

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Anybody can get Mom perfume, clip-on earrings, or a gift certificate to Hometown Buffet. But how many of you can select a gift that will render her speechless? One that makes her wonder on which side of the family the gene mutation occurred. Show her your originality and modishness. Peruse this list of gifts I could never give my own Mother. I'll start checking out the earring sales rack at Macy's....

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Experienced daughter and mother. Sporadic wife.

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Armadillo Purse - Not the Breadbin I Was Looking For

3 people recommended this item

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Accessorize your wardrobe with the allure of armadillo. This 13" long stuffed Armadillo Handbag is made of cloth and has a handy zipper pouch in its back for storing all your essentials. Whether you take it to the opera or the zoo, you're sure to be the envy of anyone who really likes armadillos.

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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Mad Mother Psychoshower Curtain

13 people recommended this item

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And let's not forget to include this on the list for the perfect mothers day gift

Updated May 3, 2008

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Ceramic Drunk Chicken Heads

4 people recommended this item

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OMG! I want to have a dinner party just to pull these out of the oven and watch my friends try not to fall on the floor laughing.

Updated May 2, 2008

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FLAMINGO-AWAY

7 people recommended this item

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The green diva giveth...and she taketh away. Some of you like flamingos and the other 99.9% of us wish we thought of this gift item ourselves.

A totally twisted garden sculpture that will have all the neighbors laughing (and hiding their flamingos, of course!). Handmade from both new and recycled parts.

Updated May 2, 2008

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Pylones - GRATER

2 people recommended this item

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See how sweetly she smiles. Touch that skirt with your bare finger - feel the pain..the pain. And then I must remind myself this is no ordinary dolly. Why she's a chicly styled zester of peel, a chewer of cheese, a shredder of taters, a grater of garlic.

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Updated May 1, 2008

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Hot Mama Volcano Pendant

2 people recommended this item

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Do I impact global warming by being such a hot mama? If affirmative, would you say less CO2 than a cow fart but more than a goat burp? (via michellelamar)

Updated Apr 24, 2008

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Your Very Own Personal Alien

2 people recommended this item

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Just when I thought I may be running low on clever gift ideas, I discover that my This Next pals have discovered an adoptible alien. Why had I known this fourteen years ago, I may never have had children. But I will have to wait until my current aliens -er I mean children have departed from their teenage spaceships and rejoined the planet before I start stocking up on new aliens.

Updated Apr 22, 2008

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Seasonal Dress Up Cat Figurine

2 people recommended this item

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Nothing screams SPRING like a cat figurine in seasonal dress clothes. (via aVerte)

Updated Apr 23, 2008

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Lighted Sea Shell Toilet Seat

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This Lucite LED toilet seat is powered by AA batteries and contains real shells and starfish. Note that you can even color coordinate your bowl cleaner for that overall blue effect. (via The Lighter Side Co)

Updated Apr 18, 2008