Shits & Kisses - a list by Andrea

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We at ShitParade, being the conformist corporate scum that we are, want to help you make the best impression you can on potential sweethearts. With that in mind, we've created a Valentine's Day gift list for those of you who want to do right by your ladyfriends but don't know a rose from a robot (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE). And we've also tagged it by price, for those of you who need to do right by your wallets.

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Nooka Mirrored Zot V2 Watch

4 people recommended this item

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This watch is truly unique. It features 12 dots to show the hours, a digital bar to show the minutes, and a digital window to show the date. Features a timer and alarm, stainless steel, is waterproof, and a stunning backlight. A cool watch for a guy or a girl.

Updated Oct 28, 2008

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Harmonica Necklace

First to recommend

6 people recommended this item

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For those who can't afford the Rachel Leigh gold whistle necklace. This tells a girl you think she's a free spirit who's also sort of bad ass, and that you want to take a road trip with her. Whoever gets it will definitely think of you when they look at it. ($7 at Fred Flare)

Updated Feb 14, 2007

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Cocaine

First to recommend

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This is branding genius. How has no one thought of this before? From now on, all products should have bad-ass names that are way more interesting than the products themselves. I want to see a cosmetics line called "animal tested" and a tampon called "blood sucker".

For the insomniac Valentine with an addictive personality. (2 can sampler, $4.99)

Updated Feb 13, 2007

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Burlwood Baskets

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If I could afford it, the visual theme of my house, and possibly my whole life, would be wood grain objects. Floors, accents, curtains, pillows - the works. ($38-82 by size)

Updated Feb 13, 2007

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Yoshiko Black Rose Bunch Necklace

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Another cheeky alternative to a bouquet of cut flowers - elegant and minimal ($789).

Updated Feb 12, 2007

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Husam El Odeh Pencil Pendant

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For a woman who can carry it, this is just very, very attractive, and I love the gold immitation of utility objects trend happening right now. ($253)

Updated Feb 12, 2007

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Sprungli Chocolate Almonds

First to recommend

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Every girl loves chocolate, no matter how cliched that may seem. If you give her chocolate, don't appologize for giving a boring gift, because that will just make her feel boring for loving it so much. As a half-Swiss girl, I'm a snob about chocolate; dark and bittersweet are pretty much the only acceptable kinds, and while we're at it - why don't we make it Swiss, too. Sprungli is basically the best chocolate in the world. ($22 + shipping)

Updated Feb 12, 2007

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Little Ghost Macarthur Set Necklace

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If you absolutely must get someone a valentine that involves a heart, make it a sharp, almost cynically minimal one (to show you love them - but you don't think they're so cliche as to like hearts). ($25 at day-lab)

Updated Feb 14, 2007

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Rachel Leigh New York Harmoney Necklace

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Essentially, a very fancy rape whistle - shows the girl you love that you care about her well-being, as well as her personal style! ($102)

Updated Feb 12, 2007

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Plantarium

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2 people recommended this item

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I'm always interested in plant vessels, and I generally prefer containers that allow the plant to show off, without cluttering it with a lot of redundant man made decoration. This usually means a simple, clear, glass container - even better with transparent dirt! ($10 at Day-lab)

Note: An easily-maintained live plant can be a nice alternative to cut flowers that die within a week (especially for girls who tend to overthink). Although, those girls (whoever they are) may PREFER cut flowers because then when the plants die, it's not a reflection on their nurturing abilities.

Updated Feb 14, 2007

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