Music to Save Your Mortal Soul - a list by Jtron3000

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About this list:

Because MTV makes me crave the sweet solace that can only be provided in death, Because I will always call Rihanna, 'Re-Hannah,' Because I would rather have a wounded bear, blind with rage, attempt to maul me rather than endure another season of American Idol. And, because everything in the UK is cooler because it's British, I am dedicating my first list on ThisNext to British Pop Rock stuff that pretty much everyone in the UK knows about, but you don't. Cuz, like me, you're not cool.

Qualifications:

Cool Kid, Boyfriend of a Fit Ginger Bird

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ADELE - South London, UK

First to recommend

Description

She’s 20.

She lives in South London with her Mom

And when I listen to her music. It makes me have feelings I’ve never experienced for a fat chick before.

Check out “Hometown Glory” and “Cold Shoulder" and "Tired"

Updated Aug 14, 2008

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KATE NASH-London, UK

First to recommend

Description

She has the fashion sense of a Harlequin clown but with much better cleavage. And for that, I love her.

Check out "Navy Taxi" and "Merry Happy" and "Foundations"

She's like Jewel, but hotter and with better teeth, even though she's British.

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BLOOD RED SHOES - Brighton, UK

First to recommend

Description

I like chicks with guitars which means that I like this chick from Blood Red Shoes.

I'm pretty sure that I could beat up the drummer. I don't know if it's just this picture or if he always walks around shirtless with his nose bleeding.

I tried to find a picture of the two of them together, and this was the best that I could do. (It's not like I'm going to devote that much time to this.)

If the blood red shoe was on the other foot (See what I just did there?), and there was a shirtless chick with a bloody nose on the cover of this album with a dude in the foreground looking all tough, then you can bet NOW would be all like, "Boycott Blood Red Shoes, they promote violence against women!"

Sure it's negative press, but you would have heard of them by now without me telling you, right?

I also would recommend they not name a grunge band after a pair of red patent leather pumps.

That's why I'm good at PR.

Listen to "I Wish I Was Someone Better" and "You Bring Me Down" and "How to Pass the Time"

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KANO- Newham, East London, UK

First to recommend

Description

I have nothing funny or disparaging to say about Kano.

He looks like he could end my life really, really easily.

Check out "Brown Eyes" and "Nite Nite" ftg. The Streets and "P's and Q's"

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THE STREETS- Birmingham, UK

First to recommend

Description

He’s a loveable scamp from Birmingham.

He speaks with a cockney accent.

He says things you don’t understand like, “Pranging Out” and “Piss take”

If Oliver Twist did it with Pete Doherty, Mike Skinner would pretty much be the end result.

Check out "The Escapist" and "Weak Become Heroes" and "Would You Be There"

Chicks will like "Dry Your Eyes"

Note: The Streets is one guy=Mike Skinner

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