Costumes for the Curved - a list by jax

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I am sick and tired of seeing curvy ladies and bigger gentlemen being forced to wear shapeless, boring costumes! It's time to revolt and show off what dangerous curves we were given.

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Greek Goddess Plus Size Costume

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I have to admit that I think this costume is rather charming.... and dare I say pretty- even if it's probably made of polyester. Though the draped sleeves, deep v-neck (fake cleavage not included) and empire waist make me want to slip this on and wear it to work and order people around- because in my mind that's what a goddess does. She also doesn't do laundry.

Updated Oct 16, 2007

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Hue Hefner Smoking Jacket Costume

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I'll admit - this is a tad lazy... basically you are throwing on a Hef robe and pretending to be pimping... but here's the truth skinny guys don't know how to pull off a pimp walk. So big fellas, here's your chance to be a playa' like Hef- So don those big, board shoulders in some velvet and show the ladies you have more game than any 80 year old millionaire.

Updated Oct 15, 2007

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Torrid Sailor Costume

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I have to say that this sailor outfit happens to be way too cute for words. The drop waist will trim the hips, while the tiny red bow draws attention to bust area which lets admit is the finer feature on curvy girls... because those super skinny chicks never have anything to work with.

Updated Oct 11, 2007

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Men's pirate costume- plus size

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Stop dressing up as a ghost... just stop it! Just because you've got a beer gut doesn't mean you have to throw on a sheet and give up- life ain't that easy boys. This pirate costume is perfect as the belt will add a waist (and possibly hide that beer laden gut) and the ladies will think that you have a wild side with your pirate mystery.

Updated Oct 15, 2007

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Plus Size Wonder Woman

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Got good shoulders curvy lady? then slip on this wonder woman costume and while you're at it, show a little leg. This is perfect for those long legged fuller gals ... and if some creep bothers you, you can always run them over with your invisible plane.

Updated Oct 15, 2007

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Musketeer Plus Size Costume

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If you are shy about showing off your waist... then throw on this musketeer outfit and rock it for the ladies that love the renaissance - and if you want you can serve up some cheesy line about your sword.

Updated Oct 15, 2007

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Sexy Plus Size Referee Costume

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score big in the next game with this sexy referee costume... I love that wide lace up belt it gives a waist and adds a 'va va voom' factor that most costumes for the full figure miss.

Updated Oct 15, 2007

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Geisha costume, plus size

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Want to show off your waist but not show off too much skin.... this geisha costume is the way to go. With not so deep neckline and wide sleeves, it's perfectly modest and perfectly you.

Updated Oct 15, 2007

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Sergeant Dick Amazing Adult Costume

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Fellas, if you really want to go as a man in uniform... do it right... and stop squeezing yourself into those C.H.I.P.S uniforms and embarrassing yourselves. This costume is great no matter what size you are and it screams porn - and who doesn't love porn on Halloween?

Updated Oct 15, 2007

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50's Starlet Plus Adult Costume

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Diamonds are a girls best friend.... second best friend is an empire waist... this Marilyn Monroe inspired dress is great when you've got the goods to show off on top and want something that drapes gracefully down the hips.

Updated Oct 15, 2007

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