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Get thee to the Islands!

HEAR! the locals cry "Caribe! One buck!" and know that means that cheap beer is circling you like a buzzard going in for the kill.

SEE! the well-kept men with too-firm-to-believe-it bodies wearing as little as you can get away with and inquiring to see if "you are for scuba?"

TASTE! the rum in every damn beverage you order, regardless of name!

You owe it to yourself. It's cool. We understand.