Passive Aggressive Father's Day Gifts - a list by tatorandtots

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Childish? I know you are but what am I? Whether you know a dad with a frat boy humor (umm... does ANYONE know one without??) or are a divorcee looking to be the bigger, better person and celebrate F Day with a gift for someone who might not deserve a new set of golf clubs, there just might be something appearing on this list for you. And no, I didn't get left for a younger woman, lol. Just havin' a laugh...

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Evil sense of humor. Mostly harmless.

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JunkMail Greetings

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Oh how I love this site. You just have to flip through the various greetings. You will laugh out loud.

"I admire your low standards."
"Good luck with that."
"And to think your mother said you'd never amount to anything."
"It's not me. It's you."

Just to name a few....

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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The Designer Beaver

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2 people recommended this item

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If he wants to act like a child, fine. If he wants to chase 'tail,' fine. While all the other dads "ooh" and "aah" over their new iPhones on Father's Day, he can play with this.

Updated Jun 11, 2008

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Skydiving Gift Certificates

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I'm not saying you don't want him to land safely. I'm just saying you want to be amused by the look on his face as HE wonders if you want him to land safely.

Skydiving Gift Certificates good across North America

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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The Horse's Rear Trophy

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A 5" trophy with free personalization for that special ass in your life.

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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PLAY-DOH COLOGNE SPRAY

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To honor his penchant for younger women. Wonder if they make "Secretary" or "Business Trip Fling" lol.....

Updated Jun 11, 2008

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subversive cross stitch

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4 people recommended this item

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Notecards, Cross-stitch kits, calendar, book... Julie's got what you need to send that special message to your "loved" one.

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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Cougar: A Guide for Older Women Dating Younger Men

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2 people recommended this item

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Nothing says "passive aggressive" quite like sending this "by accident" to your ex-husband's house instead of your own. Silly Amazon. Silly, silly Amazon.

Updated Jun 11, 2008

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Do-It-Yourself Colonoscopy Kit

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For the dad who's full of .....

Because you care. You really, really care.

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"An actual video of a colonoscopy (DVD) a nice 3' length of black, snaky garden hose and a large box of Kleenex (decorative box) will be included in your package for your favorite jerk. The gift card will include a sincere message in 4 languages (not including English) which loosely translated would read "carefully insert up your..."

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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Pre-Written Alimony Checks

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A helpful reminder to pay his bills on time....

Updated Jun 11, 2008

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Man Whore tshirt

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If you smile nicely when you hand it to him, it's not really mean. It's just a joke, right? Get it? Ummm... yeah.

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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