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Passive Aggressive Father's Day Gifts - a list by tatorandtots

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Childish? I know you are but what am I? Whether you know a dad with a frat boy humor (umm... does ANYONE know one without??) or are a divorcee looking to be the bigger, better person and celebrate F Day with a gift for someone who might not deserve a new set of golf clubs, there just might be something appearing on this list for you. And no, I didn't get left for a younger woman, lol. Just havin' a laugh...

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Evil sense of humor. Mostly harmless.

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The Complete Idiot's Guide to Fatherhood

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What? Should one EVER cease to educate oneself? I think not.

And some people obviously still have a few things to learn.

Again, just trying to be helpful....

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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The Man Cave

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The Teeny Weeny™ 1GB Flash Drive

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Ha. HAHAHAHA.

It's like a little rubber middle finger. Proportioned on the 'small' side, of course. Not that size matters.... in a USB drive.

Updated Jun 11, 2008

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BUTT FACE TOWEL

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It's actually a nice towel. I gave it to my ex-husband last year.

And the soap.

Updated Dec 19, 2008

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Summer Lovin'

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Electronic Rock Paper Scissors

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Is dispute resolution a bit of a challenge? Know someone with "communication issues?"

This comes as a set of two. Maybe it'll help.

I also consider it one of my reliable party props. Leave em out on the table. See what happens.

Updated Jul 2, 2008

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I Ride the Short Bus tshirt

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OK, perhaps this is a tad more on the 'aggressively passive' side than "passive aggressive." But it's still kind of funny. IMO.

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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Please (don't) Stop Staring at My Chest

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Men Have Feelings Too...But Who Really Gives A Shit Mug

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Start his day with a smile. Or yours, for that matter.

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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Demotivators

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A nice way to unbrighten someone's day. Available as posters, calendars and a whole assortment of things.

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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Office Shenanigans

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Wedding Ring Coffin

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Yep, it's a bit macabre. But I have to keep the rings for posterity- or at least for the kids to pawn one day. So I may as well give them a fitting resting place.

And if you need a gift for the ex... something to consider. It says "thanks for the memories" with an implied middle finger.

From the site:
The Wedding Ring Coffin is made of solid wood and has a dark glossy mahogany finish. The coffin measures 6 1/4" long x 2 1/4" wide x 2 3/8" high . The interior is lined with black velvet and includes a ring insert to comfortably and securely hold your wedding ring.

Your Wedding Ring Coffin comes with an engraved brass plaque bearing a message which conveys your final thoughts about your marriage. Choose from one of our standard messages or create your own unique personal message.

Four metal handles which match the brass plaque provide the finishing touch. The split lid gives you the option for an open or closed casket.

Each coffin is tastefully packaged in a quality gift box.

Updated Jun 10, 2008