Passive Aggressive Father's Day Gifts - a list by tatorandtots

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Childish? I know you are but what am I? Whether you know a dad with a frat boy humor (umm... does ANYONE know one without??) or are a divorcee looking to be the bigger, better person and celebrate F Day with a gift for someone who might not deserve a new set of golf clubs, there just might be something appearing on this list for you. And no, I didn't get left for a younger woman, lol. Just havin' a laugh...

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Evil sense of humor. Mostly harmless.

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Skull Martini Glasses

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Make it a pirate party with these martini glasses.

Updated Jul 23, 2009

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Mushroom Cloud - Vinyl Decal in Your Choice of Colors

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Greeeat. Now I've got that "You Dropped a Bomb on Me" song from the 80's stuck in my head. Sigh.

- Toilet - Wall - Car - Glass -

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Since we've got bombs, grenades, tanks, and gas masks, we figured it would be cool to have a decal depicting what happens after you drop a bomb.

This mushroom cloud measures 8.5"w X 10"h and is displayed in Black, but can be done in any of our colors, so PLEASE specify which color you'd like at checkout.

*If no color is specified, we will ship Black by default!*

We use high quality, 6 year outdoor-rated, cut vinyl for our products!

Easy to apply! Our decals come with transfer tape, application instructions and a squeegee. Just peel the backing away and place the decals where you want them. Smooth them out with the enclosed squeegee, and peel away the transfer paper.

Decals may be applied to hard, clean, smooth and dry surfaces. They are removable but not reusable! Please use caution when removing decals. Depending on the age or condition of the painted surface underneath, some touch ups may be necessary.

Remember to please specify what color you prefer! Chrome, silver metallic, and the reflective vinyls are available at an additional charge.

WE SHIP WORLDWIDE!

Updated Sep 16, 2008

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maybeyoushoulddie :: MEAN BAGS mature

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I think I've just checked off half of my Christmas gift list with these....
Also realized I don't use the words "Twatbomb" and "Douchelord" enough....


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MEAN BAGS™ are a revolutionary new type of bean bag specifically made for pelting at others. Every Mean Bag is hand-embroidered and sewn deliberately with hostility and mean-spiritedness in mind. We hope someone you hate catches one in the face today. (Or gets one in a beautiful package if you're not feeling too bold).

Mean Bags are made of 100% Cotton and filled with jasmine rice. They come packaged in clear cellophane (as seen in picture).

The following Mean Bags are in stock and ready to pelt:

Asshole - red bag with white stitching
Asshat – aqua bag with lime stitching
Ballsface – aqua bag with grey stitching
Bitchass - magenta bag with orange stitching
Dickbag - aqua bag with white stitching
Dickbomb - orange bag with aqua stitching
Dicktard - magenta bag with white stitching
Douchebag - grey bag with magenta stitching
Douchebag - red bag with aqua stitching
Douchelord - orange bag with grey stitching
Fuckass - red bag with orange stitching
Fuckface - red bag with aqua stitching
Fuckhead - grey bag with (darker) grey stitching
Fuckhole - magenta bag with aqua stitching
Fuckstick – aqua bag with grey stitching
Fucktard – aqua bag with red stitching
Jerkass - aqua bag with red stitching
Jerkface - magenta bag with aqua stitching
Sanchface - brown bag with aqua stitching
Shitclown - lime bag with aqua stitching
Slutface – pink bag with magenta stitching
Twatbomb - lavender bag with magenta stitching
Whoremouth - lavender bag with red stitching

Updated Oct 18, 2008

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maybeyoushoulddie :: Dead Meat card

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Inside: "You're dead meat."

Updated Oct 18, 2008

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Fat Bastard Wines

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I bought my first bottle of Fat Bastard wine (a delicious Cabernet) a few years ago merely for the label. I kept buying it for the taste. A really and truly great wine. Even better? They took part in Breast Cancer Awareness month this past October.

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As 2008 rolls into the autumn months of September and October, it is time again to show our support for Breast Cancer Awareness. Breast cancer is the second most common cause of cancer death in women in the United States, and for the sixth year in a row- FAT bastard aims to raise awareness and spread hope, by donating 25 cents for every bottle sold up to $75,000. This donation will be used to support breast cancer research, education and screening throughout the country- helping several cancer care organizations that offer a new hope to women and their families. During the donation period, FAT bastard wines will be easy to spot on the shelf wearing the special “Live Large, Spread Hope” necker with an attached enamel pink ribbon pin to wear in show of your support.
This is a cause very close to my heart, so I encourage FAT bastard wine drinkers to support our awareness program and raise their glasses to help spread hope and work towards eradicating breast cancer forever!

Updated Nov 6, 2008

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Lick My Cards: "I want my stuff back and some of yours" Free E-Card

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I'll warn ya, this site is not for the politically correct. Ok. You were warned.

Updated Oct 30, 2008

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"once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. Foam Coaster

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4"x 4" foam MikWright coaster. durable, washable, absorbent. "once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'.

The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional items for your holiday partying pleasure...

A great hostess gift!

Updated Nov 15, 2008

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F**k You Rock and Roll Portraits by Neil Zlozower

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~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in to your free account or it won't accept the code. I don't know how long it will last so take advantage of it now!~~

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For more than 30 years, legendary music photographer Neil Zlozower has shot a who's-who of rock and metal titans. When the session demands, Neil has been known to yell, 'Give me some fucking attitude!'. The go-to gesture in the next photo frame is nearly always the rocker giving Neil the finger.

F**k You assembles a veritable R'n'R hall of fame of musicians flipping the bird - a playful parade of obscenity and a celebration of pure rock attitude.

Here and telling the world to fuck off are: Slash; Eddie Van Halen; Judas Priest; Slipknot; Ratt; Motley Crue; Aerosmith; Ozzy Osbourne; Zakk Wylde; Darby Crash; Brett Michaels; Korn; Bon Jovi; Slayer; Anthrax; and, many more, sharing the love with each flying finger. Imported. Wipe clean.
* Photographer: Neil Zlozower; Publisher: Chronicle
* Soft cover, 176 pages
* 5"w, 6.5"h

Updated Nov 22, 2008

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