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Passive Aggressive Father's Day Gifts - a list by tatorandtots
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Childish? I know you are but what am I? Whether you know a dad with a frat boy humor (umm... does ANYONE know one without??) or are a divorcee looking to be the bigger, better person and celebrate F Day with a gift for someone who might not deserve a new set of golf clubs, there just might be something appearing on this list for you. And no, I didn't get left for a younger woman, lol. Just havin' a laugh...
Qualifications:
Evil sense of humor. Mostly harmless.
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Small Slang Address Book
3 people recommended this item
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~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in to your free account or it won't accept the code. I don't know how long it will last so take advantage of it now!~~
At just $6, this is both a great stocking stuffer AND a fun party favor....
from the site:
A little black book worthy of a place in your pocket or purse, with alphabetized pages filled with contact entries, each with a dedicated line for name, address, cell number, email and blog info. Imported. Wipe clean.
* 4.5"w, 6.5"h, .5"d
* Paper
Updated Nov 22, 2008
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Cure for Road Rage Shticks
8 people recommended this item
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if you live in a city like la or just get road rage cuz people CAN'T FREAKING DRIVE these are for you. make sure your anger does not go unnoticed!
Updated Nov 10, 2008
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Learn a New Language Shower Curtain
3 people recommended this item
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Learn to speak another language while you shower! This cute shower curtain is printed allover with French, German or Italian to English translations.
Updated Jul 26, 2009
Poison Pen Letter Set
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Tis the season to be dysfunctional so do it up right with an old-fashioned poison pen letter. Why start the New Year with all of the hostility? Get it out and get on with your life.
From the site:
Feeling angry? Humiliated? Want to tell your ex exactly what you think? Want to tell that meter maid where to stick that parking ticket? Well, don't get mad - get WRITING! The Poison Pen Letter Set contains everything you need to deliver some very mean letters. Includes a book packed with hateful hints, with tips for remaining anonymous and secret delivery methods. The Poison Pen is mightier than the sword! Imported. Wipe clean.
* Includes: 20 sheets of paper, 20 stickers in 4 hate-filled designs, a special poison pen, book with poison penmanship tips
* 9"w, 9"h, 1"d
* Paper, plastic
Updated Nov 23, 2008
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Hot Chicks with Douchebags
3 people recommended this item
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I'm a big fan of putting books on my coffee table that pop a big ol' "WTF?" bubble above a guest's head like a cartoon character. Anything even mildly provocative breaks the ice faster than even the stiffest drink. This one should get the ball rolling....
from the site:
The dissection, analyzation, contemplation and mockery of the douchebag + hot chick phenomenon. How did it happen? Why did it happen? Will it ever end? Unearth the mysteries of spiky frosted hair and too-tight t-shirts, because knowing is half the battle. Made in the USA. Wipe clean.
* Author: Jay Louis; Publisher: Simon Spotlight
* Soft cover, 240 pages
* 7.3"w, 9"h
Updated Nov 23, 2008
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Slang Pint Glass - Lush
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Be warned! The first series sold out quickly (take it from someone who had to go to several stores to complete my "Douchebag" set. Sigh.)
Available as "Lush" or "Hot Mess."
Updated Dec 8, 2008
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New Dad or New Husband Training Treats
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Like Scooby Snacks for Men!
from the site:
For the brand new Dad in his grand new role. He's happy he's proud but it's taking its toll. When Mom needs help and baby too, and Dad just doesn't know what to do. With Training Treats to show him the way, he might just turn out to be helpful someday! Some reward guide tips read:
* One treat for carrying the diaper bag without whining.
* Two treats for not faking sleep (or the flu) when the baby cries at night.
* Three treats for being man enough for whatever that diaper holds.
* Four treats for saying, "Honey, you look great!"
Some testimonials: "After just one box, he knows which end of the baby to powder!" -J. Johnson, "Thanks to training treats he's now watching the baby instead of the sport's channel!" -Tia V., and from Bea Dryer, "It took three weeks of treats, but he no longer says, 'Honey, the baby needs changing', thanks training treats!"
AND
Treat him like a king -- train him like a puppy.
Now that you've found the perfect man you want to keep him that way if you can. With training treats and lots of praise you'll be able to stand him for days and days (not guaranteed). Some reward guide tips read:
* One treat for putting the seat down
* Two treats for giving up most of the closet space
* Three treats for understanding that women are "born to shop"
* Four treats for learning the line "Whatever you say, dear"
Some testimonials: "Forget the diamonds, Training Treats are a girl's best friend!" -M. Monroe, "Mother knows best; she introduced me to Training Treats." -Ima Newife, and my favorite: "When I turned on to training treats, I turned off Dr. Phil." -Happy Traynor.
Contains 8oz. of hard caramel candy.
Updated Sep 9, 2009
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