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You Are a Smelly Pirate Hooker T-Shirt

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"You are a smelly pirate hooker," one of many classic insults courtesy of Ron Burgundy.

Updated Jun 3, 2009

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I Love Lamp T-Shirt | Snorg Tees

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Because you REALLY love lamp, you're not just pointing to things in the room and saying you love them.

Updated Jun 3, 2009

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Chipotle: Gourmet Burritos and Tacos

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Their burritos are delicious, but they ARE filling. Make sure you watch where you toss it, though, you don't want to wreck Jack Black's chopper.

Updated Jun 3, 2009

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American Apparel Baby Rib Men's Brief

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For those late night pool parties- who needs swim trunks anyway? Ron Burgundy doesn't.

Updated Jun 3, 2009

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Trident 6' Polespear with Fixed Paralyzer Tip

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Brick killed a guy. With a trident.

Updated Jun 3, 2009

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AXE Deodorant Bodyspray For Men, Essence

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Not Sex Panther, but close enough if you use enough. A formidable scent...stings the nostrils. In a bad way.

Updated Jun 3, 2009

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Kingfield Turtleneck: Turtlenecks at L.L.Bean

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Classic. Perfect for covering up excessive chest hair a la Ron Burgundy.

Updated Jun 3, 2009

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self-adhesive mustaches

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A variety to suit your mood.

Updated Jun 3, 2009

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Fur Real Friends Biscuit My Lovin Pup

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Oh, Baxter. You're so wise, like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.

Updated Jun 3, 2009

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