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if i left a trail of these on the floor trying to be "seductive", my husband would laugh in my face and call me a loser, and my son would probably try to swallow them.... i really dont think anyone will ever buy these... unless its for a gag gift or something. (via Harriet Carter)

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Spinlash - Harriet Carter - Health & Beauty > Beauty Aids

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because nothing is as fun to accidently stick in my eye more than a spinning mascara wand... who the hell actually thinks this would be helpful? (via Harriet Carter)

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Neti Pot - Harriet Carter - Health & Beauty > Therapeutic Aids

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i've actually heard really good reviews about this thing, but there's really no way in hell i'm gonna pour a teapot in my nostril... drowning yourself is bad enough, but nevermind them finding my body with this damn thing stuck up my nose... (via Harriet Carter)

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Toilet Paper Foam - Harriet Carter - Health & Beauty > Therapeutic Aids

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because people would rather spend an extra $5 on ass soap, and apparently have never heard of wet wipes... (via Harriet Carter)

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Beaded Car Seat - Harriet Carter - Health & Beauty > Therapeutic Aids

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ok, i have never, ever sat on one of these and thought it felt good. i mean, i'm a big girl, and i still felt those damn balls jabbing into my bones... and if i cant tolerate it, how can some teeny tiny 90 year old woman? (via Harriet Carter)

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Tapestry Pill Organizer - Harriet Carter - Gift Ideas > Gifts for Her

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who doesnt want to stash all their drugs in an ugly flowery vera bradley looking wallet? ?? (via Harriet Carter)

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Modesty Panel - Harriet Carter - Gift Ideas > Gifts for Her

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because that's what i'm worried about, showing too much cleavage... i would much rather cover it up with a flowery doiley tied around my neck... so modern and stylish... lol. (via Harriet Carter)

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Pen/Knife Plus - Harriet Carter - Gift Ideas > Gifts for Him

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insert school massacre joke here.... (via Harriet Carter)

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NFL Lawn Ornament

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this is it... this is what i'm getting my husband for christmas... there's nothing he'd like better than a big sparkley football player out on our lawn to greet all of his man friends... (via Harriet Carter)

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NFL Snugglers - Harriet Carter - Gift Ideas > Gifts for Him

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this is gonna go so perfect with that sparkley football player lawn ornament!!!
at least the snuggly people are attempting to make it manly. LOL. (via Harriet Carter)

Updated Jul 14, 2009