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There are gun nuts, and there are gun NUTS. This website features products for both. Personally, I own a shotgun for hunting and a .38 for home defense, but I'm not a gun NUT. I don't think ordinary people should own M-16s or AK-47s, for example.

However, this site has a lot of great items for your pro-gun neighbor, such as the "Peace Through Superior Firepower" T-shirt. I love wearing it to anti-war demonstrations, personally.

Also, they have the famous "What Would Reagan Do?" line of products. Great for that right-wing loon you all try desperately to keep hidden BEHIND the skeletons in your closet. You know, like me.

Updated Aug 9, 2008

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Get Drunk And Vote 4 McCain

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Let's face it: John McCain isn't doing the conservative movement any favors. He is, however, the veritable "lesser of two evils" in the upcoming election. This website keeps you up-to-date on the 2008 U.S. Presidential campain, highlighting the gaffes and idiocy of both candidates.

In other words, it's great for the cynic who constantly thinks aloud, "These are the two people we've chosen to represent us? Oh dear God. Someone fetch me a car battery and two nipple clamps, please."

Updated Aug 9, 2008

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AnnCoulter.com

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Love her or hate her, her acid tongue makes you laugh. There's no denying Ann Coulter is one of the preeminent political commentators in America today. Her appearances on Fox News and various political progams, as well as her six (!) New York Times Bestsellers, have made her a household name.

Now, go read her weekly columns (updated Wednesday nights) that no major newspaper has the balls to carry. She also has an archive stretching back years, so don't forget to check those out as well.

Updated Aug 9, 2008

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I love it when kids give adults the middle finger.

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Nothing shocks adults more than when a toddler has more political savvy than they do. Let your child prove it with this great T-shirt.

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Political T-Shirts. (And by "political," I mean "conservative.")

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Driving around Maryland, I see an awful lot of those "1/20/09" bumper stickers sported by liberals who can't wait for Bush's last day in office. You'll note that they're $3 bumper stickers. It's time to outspend the left! Go over to conservativeshirts.com and pick up any one of a hundred hilarious T-shirts, from the classic "Liberal: Someone so open-minded that their brains have fallen out" to any number of great quotes from former U.S. Presidents:

Reagan: "Government is not the solution to the problem. Government is the problem."

Jefferson: "Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have."

Jefferson: "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

Reagan: "A nation that cannot control its borders is not a nation."

Teddy Roosevelt: "In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans."

For $20 ($15 for kids' sizes, or $25 for a sweatshirt), you can make a statement and look damn good doing it... and just in time for the election!

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Support the troops, part 1

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There are a lot of ways to help support the troops when they get back from the front lines. But if you're one of those proactive people who wants to help them WHILE they're on the frontlines, here's a great idea: Send them Silly String!

Useful in identifying and disabling IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices), Silly String is cheap and, quite frankly, much-needed in Iraq and Afghanistan. Check out this site and see what you can do to help!

Updated Aug 9, 2008

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Support the troops, part 2

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A good battery-operated fan is a wonderful thing to own. Frustrated with $300 a month energy bills? Turn that central air off every once in a while and use a portable fan instead. These handy little devices are also much sought-after in the unbearable 125-degree heat that our troops are experiencing over in Iraq, too, so pick up two -- one for the good guys, and one for yourself.

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Pen Tire Gauge

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For just $5, you too can join Barack Obama in his war against high gas prices. Inflate your tires, get your car a tune-up (assuming you drive a car that's 20+ years old), and when you get to the pump, bend over and take it like a man.

In all seriousness, though, everyone knows that keeping your tires inflated is a good way to get better gas mileage. Do your part and pick up a tire gauge today.

Updated Aug 13, 2008

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Campaign Buttons

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The button pictured made me fall out of my chair laughing. When you can get 100 of them for sixty cents each, that's a lot of bang for your buck.

Other great buttons:

Pictured is Monica Lewinsky, and the quote: "I'm voting Republican... The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth."

"I still hate commies.... even after they changed their name to liberals."

"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for deportation."

A picture of Teddy Kennedy whispering into Obama's ear, as Obama looks at Hillary Clinton: "If I drive her home, can I be Vice President?"

"Stand behind our troops, or stand in front of them."

"I sleep like a Democrat... I lie on one side, and then I lie on the other side."

A picture of Obama with the headline "CHANGE"... and then below it, "That's all you'll have left in your wallet."

"I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy."

And, my new personal favorite: "Abstinence is best, unless you're screwing a liberal."

Ahhh.... now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Updated Aug 14, 2008

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Electoral-vote.com: President, Senate, House Updated Daily

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I visited this site about... oh.. every 10 minutes during the three months leading up to the 2004 election. Guess what? It's better than ever.

Track the 2008 Presidential Election state-by-state with multiple polls, and check out links to excellent news reports & opinion pieces. Less-detailed, but still very useful, information is also given on the Senate and House races.

In 2004, this site had a liberal slant to it, but it was worth putting up with because of the wealth of information contained within. This year, it seems to be more to the center, which is more bearable, and there is even MORE info to look through. I am getting excited just writing about it.

Anyway. Check out the site, and remember that all polls should be taken with a grain of salt. Click on a state to see which polls are being used; personally, I trust Zogby and Rasmussen, with other polls tending to have more of a bias.

Enjoy!

Updated Aug 19, 2008

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