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Now if only he came with a little bottle of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Your night would be complete ladies, am I right?

Oh, the loneliness.

This collar could be a cute, but temporary, distraction from your sense of overwhelming of despair, if only it were in stock.

You aren’t getting any younger, you know.

Updated Aug 26, 2008

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The 1982 Broadway cast of Cats

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Everybody knows Cats was once the longest-running musical on Broadway with 6,138 consecutive performances.

What not everyone knows is that over 2,000 of those shows occurred within the first year of the production’s opening.

The 1982 cast did so much meth and snorted so much coke that they used to perform the show upwards of 12 times a day, usually without an audience

True Story: Mr. Mistofolees once went on a 36 hour bender in which he performed the opening dance number for the second act an astounding 77 times in a row before the other Jellicle cats tried to intervene.

Long story short, Jellylorum ended up in the ICU with his jaw in pieces, literally in pieces. The doctor on call that night said he had to put the thing back together like a jigsaw puzzle.

It took 6 (count'em 6) Jellicle cats to pull Mistofolees off of him.

Updated Aug 27, 2008

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Pretty Kitty Vinyl Car Window Decal

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Let's be honest.

If you own this, or have any interest in purchasing this...

1) You never actually leave the house.

2) You don't own a car.

Believe me. You can get into a lot of trouble for trying to stick this onto the side of a bus.

Updated Aug 28, 2008

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Shoes for Cats

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If you've ever seen a girl walking a small dog wearing shoes and thought to yourself, "Man, I really want to be more obnoxious than her, but I just don't know how."

Look no further!

Don your best brightly colored monochromatic velveteen tracksuit. Grab that oversized LV print bag or the Dooney & Bourke version (if you're poor). Slip into those Uggs, and strap these on to the soles of your unsuspecting feline.

Then, cram that little furball into your purse and go out in public.

Nothing says, "I have no idea what happened at the bar last night," or "Yes, my family has money, but I have no taste" quite like this combination in front of you at a Starbucks on a Sunday morning.

Updated Aug 27, 2008